This Might Be A Dumb Question But How Old Were You Before You Could Reach The Light Switches

give me one more ad for fucking dulcolax, tumblr. i swear to god

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

teeth studies

the children have arrived

hmmm maybe i was incorrect about the concept of cuteness aggression. i thought it meant like feeling that something is cute in an aggressive way. looking at something and going OH MY FUCKING GOD YOURE SO CUTE URGHHHHHHHH

i will stop claiming to have cuteness aggression over my dog lmao i don’t want to hurt her i just aggressively claim she’s cute

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

my fav sound in the world when i was younger was listening to my ferrets go dook dook dook! as they did their little play fighting

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

Ok so why does no one talk about how Holly didn’t know what Star Platinum was or what he could do so she thought that she was just going to have to watch her son kill himself.

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

am i a freak or does everyone else also take a bite of a banana and then split it into three with their tongue like some kind of alien make out session

something something politics are killing me