In Case Anyone Is Having A Bad Night:

something something politics are killing me

hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

is it autistic of me to use a metronome app to fall asleep to. the highest number i’ve gotten to before losing track or falling asleep is like five hundred something

before anyone gets mad I AM AUTISTIC THATS THE JOKE IM NOT AIMING TO OFFEND

I believe in BruAbba supremacy

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

I cannot get over the assassination happening while I was trying to get coverage for my testosterone. Imagine going into the pharmacy all excited to get your first ever testosterone prescription but find out it costs 800$ out of pocket for a three month supply and UHC won't cover it. So then you wait for your provider to get back to you about changing your prescription for an entire week and a half, and during that wait someone just. goes and fucking murders the CEO of your insurance company. Like they just kill him on the street. They had so much calculated hatred for this guy that they even engraved each bullet that hit him. Then, as if the heavens themselves opened up entirely to watch brian thompson descend into hell, your testosterone is ready two days later for pickup, and only costs 10 delicious dollars.

My content gets shittier every day.

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