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I need to see something.
Please reblog this and put in the tags if the surname "Donner" means anything to you (without looking it up first), and if it does, give one or two words that describe what you know. Please also include where you grew up, including the state if you grew up in the US.
the watchers are so fun because they’re like. They’re omniscient. They’re pure evil. They’re dumb as hell. They’re accepted fanon. They literally don’t exist and are never mentioned. They’re biblically accurate angels. They’re purple guys with what? some extra eyes? lame. They loved the evolutionists. They can’t stand the evolutionists. They’re all-powerful. They’re literally just watching the show, dude. They’re spooky. They control the Life games. They can’t do shit when the players tell them to piss off. They’re dunking on jimmy. They’re SO annoying. They’re you. They’re me. i love the watchers
Comprehensive list of Traffic Life Series curses*:
The Solidarity Gaming Death Curse: Afflicted individual will die first no matter the circumstances.
The Solidarity Gaming Canary Curse: Once the harbinger dies, the server will descend into chaos. Expect much bloodshed in the coming days.
The GoodTimesWithScar Session 5 Curse: Afflicted individual will, without fail, lose all but one life by session 5. If the individual hasn’t yet lost their lives by this point, the universe will course correct.
The GoodTimesWithScar Enchantment Curse: The cursed individual gains an obsession for the sole enchantment table, hailing it as their most important possession to the point of insanity.
The GoodTimesWithScar Pet Curse: Any and all animals befriended by the unfortunate cursebearer will meet a horrific fate at the hands of another.
The GoodTimesWithScar and Grian Life Curse: The first afflicted individual will always lose their first life as a result of the second afflicted individual, whether directly or indirectly.
The Grian Bonds Curse: The unfortunate sufferer of this curse will always end up being responsible for the death of their loved ones.
The TangoTek Isolation Curse: The afflicted individual will suffer an unfortunate final death alone, often dying by no fault of their own or in a meaningless way.
The Smallishbeans Insanity Curse: The afflicted individual, upon reaching their final life, will inevitably go on an insane killing spree in a desperate attempt to win, often burning another’s base down in the process.
The Rendog Last-Stand Curse: The cursed player will die within the walls of their home, in an attempt to defend it one last time.
The Rendog Loyalty Curse: The affected player will get attached to one person or a group of people, and will be loyal to the point of dying for said people.
The Rendog and InTheLittleWood Partnership Curse: The cursed individuals will undoubtedly form a partnership regardless of circumstance, but will be ultimately unable to protect each other.
The BdoubleO Tragedy Curse: The cursed individual will disregard all other players and focus on protecting one person they hold dear, inevitably failing as that person dies.
The Smajor1995 Widow Curse: The cursebearer’s chosen partner will always die before them, with the cursebearer being unable to save them.
The Zombiecleo Betrayal Curse: The afflicted individual will be betrayed by someone close to them, and will hold a grudge until their revenge is total.
The Trap Curse (self-inflicted): A preset trap will never work as intended. Certain exceptions may apply as a result of other curses leading a target to their doom.
The Full Moon Curse (self-inflicted): if an individual points out at any point that there’s a full moon, the rest of the session is doomed to be full of bloodshed and death
The Base Curse (self-inflicted)*: No matter how secure a base is, it will fall in the end. Nothing survives the red life swarm.
*A variation on this curse is the Flammability Curse: Everything that can be burned will be burned.
*Please leave anymore curses in the notes and the list will be updated to include them
Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from
wake up bestie new double life crack au just dropped
i saw scar taking cactus damage out of spite and this materialised in my brain
Until death did they part
🥄Spoon Stop! 🥄
Take a spoon or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a spoon
yeah he sure do
So much trauma this year and my hair didn't even turn white. What the fuck is this bullshit
MAG 39 will always and forever remain in my top 5 favourite episodes
i love Double Life chat
i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year
And here we see a herd of tbhermits in their natural habitat. isn’t nature beautiful?
Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.
my guardian angel is returning me to the shelter because i'm beyond help and somehow all the traffic he lets me walk into keeps missing
You were funny but supporting the murder of people for convenience is gross
I don’t know what this is a reference to but I want to make it absolutely clear to my audience that I absolutely support the murder of people if it makes your life more convenient
"that was very stupid"
he is my wife he is my babygirl he is my ideal gender presentation
i made this instead of doing the things ive been "forgetting" to do
anita & priscilla
Happy pride month y’all
Pride month is over but I still wanted to at least get the Trans and Nonbinary cats done before I moved on to other projects. If anyone wants to request a flag for me to do in the future let me know💙💗🤍💗💙💛🤍💜🖤