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gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

i’ve seen the memes of lizzie going “this is my husband joel, and this is his husband etho” but i believe we can take it further

lizzie: “this is my husband joel, and this is his husband etho, and this is etho’s boyfriend bdubs, and this bdubs’ husband impulse, and this is bdubs’ ex-wife cleo, and this is cleo’s platonic life partner scott, and this is cleo’s ex-soulmate martyn, and this is martyn’s old flame ren, and this is ren’s boyfriend bigb, and this is ren’s rival for bigb’s affections grian, and this is grian’s jilted lover scar, and this is scar’s jellie panda.”

*eyes turn red and start glowing* *clenches fist* you do not wanna see my silly side 

who was I talking to where I was like “if humans had wings, lots of us probably wouldn’t even use them. it would be a lot of physical exertion. think about how many people never go running”. i still think thats a funny thought. if we had wings I’d be bitching and moaning when people expected me to fly anywhere.

"rejecting cookies may make some functions of this site not work properly" reject reject reject fuck you and your whole fucking family

“Promise me not to hide yourself when you’re in pain, it’s unfair that we laughed together but you cried alone”

— Unknown

i love being gay on this site i love how many gay people are on this site i love that this is the blue hair and pronouns site but also i hate being gay on this site bc when you're like "please for the love of god any gay person just talk to me" when you wake up the next day 34 gay people will be like "praying for you, king... may a gay person talk to you soon...."

can we talk about how threatening this thumbnail is. he’s in what??? my fucking house?????

to be clear, none of them deserve babies

swim trunks are so gender and I love them but why do they have pockets. what are men taking in the ocean with them. share your secrets

what if instead of angsty stuff grian hates the watchers bc they wont leave him alone like an annoying spam mail or an ex

I used to get a bit annoyed by people calling Bdubs an Etho simp/stan/fangirl. I thought "They've known each other for so long, it seems a bit disrespectful to relegate Bdubs to just being a fan of Etho and not a friend."

I'll fully admit I was dead wrong. The dude's a massive Etho fangirl. He gets excited every time Etho logs onto the server. He builds things to try and impress Etho. Whenever Etho utters his name he magically materializes. He's active on Slabtwitter. He likes Etho fanart. He livetweets about watching Etho's latest episodes. He makes jokes and references that only people who regularly watch Etho's content would know. I'm pretty sure he dreams about Etho at night, and possibly has an Etho shrine in his closet. If he revealed he ran a secret Etho fan account on the side, no one would be surprised.

Okay so. Cleo confirmed in her video that there are two victors... but honestly I'm kind of hoping for a twist where the last two standing have to kill each other. Like imagine a pair of soulmates are the last two standing, relieved that they've won... and then the game goes "there is still one player remaining" and they have to kill each other.

Can’t wait for the next Life smp series “No Life”, where everyone spawns in and immediately dies

why do you charge money for your art

big fan of eating

really hope bdubs makes a powerpoint on everything he’s learned about stan twt language and presents it on stream to the hermits.  like would it inflict enough psychic damage to obliterate all of us.  yes absolutely.  but if i’m gonna die, i want the last words i ever hear to be: “oh scar you’re a skrimblo sploinky skrunkly” “…what”

I start a Not So Daily Doodle Arc for these two idiots during art fight july and here are the results

Also here is the playlist cater to me only about them

Transmascs need to normalize saying "my dick exploded" when we have a period

I feel like I'm watching people weaponize bdubs against eachother

bdubs jumpscare

i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that

I think Americans need to understand how normal it is in other countries to have extremely limited hours of operation to ensure the sanity and health of workers are kept in tact. We are so accustomed and entitled to demanding people’s time that we forget that they’re… y’know… people

i love the look of charcoal drawings its a shame drawing with charcoal is one of the worst sensory experiences known to mankind

a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.

you will accidentally activate keyboard shortcuts you didnt know god could think of

I love you being trans I love you trans women i love you gender exploration I love you self discovery

[link to the Reddit post]

[ID: two screenshots of a reddit post on r/offmychest by user awaythrowjessie, titled "My girlfriend made me realize I'd be happier as a woman". it reads as follows:

I am 33, born male, and have had major self image issues my entire life. I hated seeing myself in mirrors, pictures, you name it. I honestly thought it was kinda normal so I just accepted it.

Now about 3 weeks ago I was at my girlfriends house, we have been dating a little over a year now, and have plans to move in together soon. Now recently she has shaved her head to support of her friends with cancer (side note thenl treatments for that friend are going very well). She had since bought some wigs to wear while her hair grows back out. We were joking around as I have male pattern baldness, and when she went to the bathroom I jokingly threw a wig on and waited. She came our, saw me we laughed for a bit and she said "you know I think you'd make a pretty girl" we laughed some more but those words triggered something in me.

Cut to a few night's ago she asked why I've been acting weird lately and I just told her how i was feeling. She said "alright let's do this " and when I asked what she told me she was going to give me a bit of a makeover and put me in one of her dresses and if i liked it then good. I was nervous and asked what if I did like it would she still be attracted to me. She just responded with "Baby you know I'm bi, guy or girl you're still mine." Her words reassured me honestly i love her so much.

Anyways she finished the make up, fitted a wig on me perfectly and got me in a dress and even helped me put a bra on and stuff in a little so i could see what breasts would kinda look like on me. Now I expected to see myself in the mirror, laugh this off and move on right, but I didn't. She did an unbelievable job, like I looked like I had been born a woman, and when I saw myself in the mirror for the first time in my entire life, I liked what I saw. I probably stared at myself for a good 10 minutes before she finally asked me something. She asked what I wanted to be called. After a few seconds I said Jessie, I always like the name Jessie. She whispered in my ear "well Jessie, you look beautiful." And that was it, I knew this was who i wanted to be.

I'm nervous now though, my friends will accept it but my family are, well let's just say not very progressive. But this is what I want.

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Moon Stories AI by Alexander Tsaruk

What if soulmates doesn’t actually share physical pain.

What if soulmates just know when their partner is hurt, and hence create emotional pain of equal amount instead. You can eat to help your partner’s body heal, and you also heal in turn, washed over by relief of knowing your soulmate is safe for a while longer.

When your soulmate die, you don’t share their cause of death. Instead, you die of heartbreak, unable to bare the pain of your other half being gone, unable to bare feeling so empty and utterly alone.