“I’m Constance Langdon And This Is My Fucking House.”

This was pretty g*y

THIS IS SO FUNNY

my son, lovingly named homeboy: hey dad, can i go buy it (2017) on dvd?

me: yeah, meet me at the cash register later

my husband walking up to me 5 minutes later: where’s our son?

me:

iconic

Jaida’s perfomance supercut because she did that

Project: Arthropoda Iconicus Series: Timorpersonae

by Richard Wilkinson 

This series of imaginary bugs by Wilkinson is inspired by varies horror movie icons.

LMFAOOO

*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*

this made me feel good

as a black fan i really truly appreciated this because there are so many celebrities not posting about George Floyd or any blm stuff and then when they’re confronted about it they give us a quick “my bad” and one post but you sat here and actually apologized and you were actually genuine. i attended a protest just today and to go back on instagram and see clips of this made me feel so happy that we are being acknowledged and to know that you do see us and care about us because i had been torn for the last 2 days about you not posting anything about it so this is greatly appreciated.

🍵

I’m not into white guys, but Roller from Claws could get it!

STAN

Y’all bitches going off about how Wanda didn’t ‘stop’ Thanos, only ‘slowed him down.’ Uhm, if you hadn’t noticed, she was kind of in THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING

REBLOG IF YOU ARE BI!!!

I am starting a cult.