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“His lips, carried the most exquisite, intoxicating, form of poison. Both dangerous and delicious. Especially, the bottom one.”

— Lillith Regina, Venomous Kiss (via: poetic-sanctum)

tbh

the sad truth is…men be sexy sometimes

i wanna remember this forever

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

life story

yes i hate men. yes i am attracted to men. we exist

spooky szn approaching

My main three questions

Who’s taking over all the outposts? (Let us pray it be the witches.)

Who are the Cooperatives? (Let us pray for the witches.)

What is this “genetically superior”? (Let us pray for witch ancestry.)

“A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest … because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.”

— Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith 

back to witches 👏👏 and wizards 👏 and magical 👏👏 beasts 👏 to goblins 👏👏 and ghosts and to 👏 magical 👏👏 feasts 👏 it’s all that 👏👏 i love and it’s 👏 all that 👏👏 i need 👏 at ✊✊ hogwarts! ✊✊ hogwarts! back to spells 👏👏 and enchantments👏 potions 👏👏 and friends 👏 to 👌 gryffindor! 👌 ✌️ hufflepuff! ✌ 🖖 ravenclaw! 🖖 🤘 slytherin! 🤘 back to 👏👏 the place where 👏 our story 👏👏 begins 👏 at ✊✊ hogwarts! ✊✊ hogwarts!

when your otp FINALLY becomes canon

THIS IS SO FUNNY

my son, lovingly named homeboy: hey dad, can i go buy it (2017) on dvd?

me: yeah, meet me at the cash register later

my husband walking up to me 5 minutes later: where’s our son?

me:

ariana:  yeah, it feels so good to be so young and have this fun and be successful i’m so successful, yeah

me, who just woke up at 2pm with 30 cents in my bank account:

Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome.

This is how Tim and Alfredo typically greet one another

Bi culture is realizing several years later that you only liked The Wizards of Waverly Place just because you were crushing on both Selena Gomez and Jake T. Austin simultaneously.

Me, putting on chapstick: Gotta make sure my lips are ready for all the guys I'mma kiss in college…

🍵

I’m not into white guys, but Roller from Claws could get it!

Can we take a moment to appreciate this cause😍

If you have never seen a black woman that you find attractive

You are either racist

Or blind there is no other option.

@ marvel

marvel is not getting another coin from me until they fix these deaths

fuck

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

LMFAOOO

*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*

You’ve heard of flaming homosexual now get ready for

lightning bisexual

LMFAOO It shouldn’t be that funny but it is

black panther auditions:

michael b. jordan : hi my name is michael with a b and i’m auditioning for—

the producer: stop stop stop, where’s the b?

michael b. jordan, distressed: there’s a bee???????

HOLLERING

How’s the Marvel fandom rn?

STAN

Y’all bitches going off about how Wanda didn’t ‘stop’ Thanos, only ‘slowed him down.’ Uhm, if you hadn’t noticed, she was kind of in THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING

PSA

can we please start posting more of Daisy Johnson quaking things cause 😍

louder for the folks in the back!!

Daisy always comes in with the clutch save!

if marvel was a bitch i’d be THAT one

This is the best Marvel edit I’ve ever seen WOW!! ❤️

REBLOG IF YOU ARE BI!!!

I am starting a cult.

anyone please ask your crush out like this