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LMFAOOOOO “NO”

kilauea, one of the most active volcanoes on earth, has erupted continuously from its pu’u o’o vent since 1983, oozing one thousand degree fahrenheit lava at fifteen yards an hour across hawaii’s big island into the ocean. photos by (click pic) tom kualii, g. brad lewis, bruce omori, cj kale and nick selway

aww

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

this is so funny

Witches On Tinder

video proof that every creature is dogs

this wasn’t even a joke it was a straight-up confession omg

welcome to the age of female superheroes

winter looks: wearing a blanket over your shoulders like an aging king and looking over your kingdom with weary malaise

I SCREAMED

will this lady survive this drag of the century

This was pretty g*y

bored. might levitate just because

i got mad gay vibes from this

am i the only one that felt like this line was kind of like not necessarily foreshadowing per se, but like hinting at something? just the way he said it and the rest of the context of this episode with tyrus makes me wonder if this line means anything or i’m just going insane.

Michael: *just killed a priest*

Michael: iM sOrry it was an accident!!

Constance:

me watching Carrie kill everyone at prom

I love a smart woman.

me walking into class late with my caramel capuccino knowing full well i have no friends there and im annoying everyone

A witch ought never be frightened in the darkest forest..

because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.

- terry prachett

this is so powerful

“Deduce me in tenebris vita ad extremum ut salutaret inferi.   Deduce me in tenebris vita ad extremum ut salutaret inferi.  Descensum.” 

LMFAOOO

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

JESSICA LANGE MAKING HER ICONIC ENTRANCE 💗✨

“I’m Constance Langdon and this is my fucking house.”

so in honor of scott summers dying (he’ll be fine) here’s what happens when x men “"kills”“ emma frost who will, in this case, also be fine, as dying is to x men as breathing is to the rest of us

emma as she’s dying: ororo. ororo listen to me. i have dinner reservations at that one place in paris. you have to make them two years in advance. do NOT cancel my reservation. i will be FINE. whatever happens, the reservation STAYS

scott was genuinely upset as emma was dying and he was crying over her and was like no emma dont leave me and emma, in a mocking voice, like “no emma dont leave me listen to yourself i’ll be back in six months shut up idiot”

ororo: her last words were "is jean also dead? good.” and then she died

emma’s funeral, which is just held at the hellfire club, is just all portraits of emma. especially the nudes. its nothing but nudes. it’s how she wanted to be remembered ororo reading the pre-written eulogy emma wrote for her: emma grace frost was the most kind, beautiful, charming soul on this planet.  pietro: raises hand  ororo: she wrote this pietro: lowers hand

she wanted me to tell you all she died doing something interesting, like riding an extremely expensive and rare horse, and not doing, in her words, “something stupid like saving the entire team.” which is, of course, what she did. that being said, here is the picture of the very expensive horse she wanted to show all of you, to remind everyone that she was rich, so very rich, and you are not

emma returning from the dead 7 months later strolling into the mansion and announcing I HAVE NOTES ON HOW WE CAN IMPROVE MY FUNERAL

logan: how was hell emma: boring and overrated logan: satan kicked you out didnt he emma: that’s not the point

it’s moderate

guy with an average at best penis: you want this THICK HUGE COCK? this ULTRA MASSIVE WEENIE? this MEGA SUPREME MEAT STICK??

I like that witchy vibe when you just feel it in your bones

and you kinda feel sexy

and confident

and you feel like you can do anything

because you are a witch

and you are one with everything around you

and you know things are gonna be great 

you just know it in your bones…