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Need to have the stress n sadness fucked out of me RIGHT NOW.

Go, my chaos gremlins! FLY, MY PRETTIES!

I don’t know how to say this in a non-obsessed way, but I need the ao3 status updates to be beamed straight into my head whenever the archive goes down. I need that shit announced like we’re in a plane attempting to make a risky landing. Oh we’re down for another 20 minutes because of a server in the Pacific? Sure, thanks. I’ll just wait here.

I want a girl to make me ride her strap for the first time so bad. I want her to guide me on how to do it, how to hit those spots inside me, I want her to do nothing but just watch my awkward pathetic attempts to be able to do it right to get any relief "c'mon baby make yourself feel good for me" doing nothing but kissing my neck and chest, lightly gropping me smiling as she knows I just can't fucking cum without her

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

sometimes i struggle with the fact that i actually may be a stone bottom, a pillow princess, never wanting to top or dom. im afraid i’ll never be seen as enough by any partner i have, that i’ll be labeled as lazy or selfish for not “reciprocating” in a way that’s expected. i’m scared that i’ll be treated differently for not being able to keep up with expectations or things i had said in the heat of the moment. what if i’m not enough? what if i can’t make you cum the way you make me cum? what if i can’t fulfill a desire you have? i don’t want to wear a strap, don’t want to be the one in control, i can’t be. i don’t want to disappoint but i can’t change the way my brain is wired, can’t change the desires i have that need to be understood too.

WOMEN IN SUITS, I REPEAT WOMEN IN SUITS

all ao3 jokes aside, let’s all give thanks to the wonderful volunteers that are working hard to get the site back up and running so that homebodies like us don’t become stir crazy.

i just realized that i’d definitely be the first to go in a horror movie, like i’d see something/somebody looking hurt and i’d go see if i could help it/them, and then bam *insert stab or other horror shit here*

Anyone got some good pussy eating fic recs?

…asking for a friend