Will Graham My Beloved❤️

the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur

the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma

every time i look over at the muppet jokers blog some new insane shit is going on like wdym he almost died in a fire and is going to try and kinshift into jesus with the help of the head of the weird blood coven roommate cult

Baldur's Gate fanartists will draw Astarion like a renaissance painting and Wyll like the cover of an adventure novel and Gale like a Leyendecker drawing and Karlach like the cover of a trashy romance novel (where she is the beefy hunk and her love interest is the swooning maiden) and Lae'zel like a knight in a manuscript and Shadowheart and Minthara like the cover of a lesbian pulp novel and Halsin coming out of a lake like the bear equivalent of the Birth of Venus and they're all so right

Drew everyone’s favorite lesbian, Harrowhark^^

How do I get rid of the horse

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

putting my old acrobatics expertise to good use at last

i never should have bought this game now youre all going to suffer for it