i never should have bought this game now youre all going to suffer for it
Imagine you wake up one day, and your day gets interrupted by the funeral of your coworker, who went batshit insane over her gf's death, leaving you with your two other coworkers, who you hate. One of them drops the biggest, worst news (we all gonna die), and your boss, whom you try to tolerate, introduces the new interns to you: A weird, one armed blonde, and this weird nun, who wears a pillowcase mask, randomly starts to bleed from every orifice, and throws up. And people are suprised why you are angry all the time
You're Mercymorn, Saint of Joy.
i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night
Baldur's Gate fanartists will draw Astarion like a renaissance painting and Wyll like the cover of an adventure novel and Gale like a Leyendecker drawing and Karlach like the cover of a trashy romance novel (where she is the beefy hunk and her love interest is the swooning maiden) and Lae'zel like a knight in a manuscript and Shadowheart and Minthara like the cover of a lesbian pulp novel and Halsin coming out of a lake like the bear equivalent of the Birth of Venus and they're all so right
as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin
Will Graham my beloved❤️
" Eye for an eye "
The fruits of our labour with @sleepstxtic are finally out with first two chapters!
This collaboration for @firebloodkink was wonderful ( i love you Kat ) and hopefully you'll enjoy what we prepared for you
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59883151/chapters/152766316
Trans person who get’s top surgery and bottom surgery and they cancel out.
Trans physicist who gets top surgery and bottom surgery and up surgery and down surgery and charm surgery and strange surgery and finally completes the standard surgery model
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