Happy 4/20 To Stoner Apollo, Demeter, And Athena Cabins

Hazel, running in: Frank! I think I've got an allergic reaction to something! My face is breaking out in a bad rash!

Frank, freaking out: OH NO! I'M TAKING YOU TO THE ER!

Leo: Hey now, let's not make any rash decisions

Leo: *slaps knee* *Wheezes*

Ain’t much but it helps for the length of an episode

Catra: I could take She-Ra.

Scorpia: In a fight, right?

Catra:

Scorpia: In a fight, right?!

Whenever literally anyone makes a point about anything:

Jason: Oh yeah. I - *flips out his glasses and shoves them on his face smirking* - SEE what you mean.

Everyone else: *groaning intensifies*

Leo, skeptically: Can you really glow?

Will: Uh huh. *starts glowing*

Leo, sarcastically: That’s pretty good, but I mean does he come in any other colours?

Nico, smirking: He sure does. Watch.

Nico: *whispers something into Will’s ear*

Will: *turns bright red*

Nico: Ta-da!

Leo: Okay yeah, your boyfriend’s pretty cool.

I know guns aren't really used a lot in Riordanverse but is it too much to ask where a bad guy loses his gun (with, like, magic curse-breaking bullets made of Celestial steel or whatever) and then Nico shakily points it at the bad guy and the badie laughs

"Do you even know how to use that thing, little demigod?"

And Will-Texan-Solace gracefully snatches the gun and cocks it and aims with expertise

"No, but I do."

Little/big spoon discourse is 100% better than top/bottom discourse and that’s the tea

i would give anything to watch legend of korra for the first time again

merlin reincarnation au where merlins got this sweatshirt with some glow in the dark thing on it, and arthur just always assumes its magic cause he doesnt know about glow in the dark stuff and also who is he to judge how merlin uses his magic

anyway, one time arthurs cold right? so he steals merlins sweater cause stealing your significant others sweaters is adorable shut up. but then he goes somewhere dark and it starts glowing and he get so heckin confused. like just imagine

“…merlin? mERLIN”

“….merlin are you doing this?????”

“mERLIN WHAT THE HECK”

“MERLIN AM I DOING MAGIC”

too much leo slander happening