Ain’t Much But It Helps For The Length Of An Episode

Not me consuming queer books like oxygen

Little/big spoon discourse is 100% better than top/bottom discourse and that’s the tea

you know when you just find like big wads of hair in your clothes

Hades *Nudge’s Persephone awake at 4am* : Do you like me???

Persephone : i married you.

Hades : Yes, but did you marry me as a friend, or like…a wife? Unclear.

Catra: I could take She-Ra.

Scorpia: In a fight, right?

Catra:

Scorpia: In a fight, right?!

Sally: Why is the water bill so high?

Percy: *shrugs* I don't know

Percy: *in the shower*

I know guns aren't really used a lot in Riordanverse but is it too much to ask where a bad guy loses his gun (with, like, magic curse-breaking bullets made of Celestial steel or whatever) and then Nico shakily points it at the bad guy and the badie laughs

"Do you even know how to use that thing, little demigod?"

And Will-Texan-Solace gracefully snatches the gun and cocks it and aims with expertise

"No, but I do."

today’s creation

Percy and Frank definitely have the type of relationship where they slap each other’s butts. Don’t even pretend they don’t

Percy: So now am I supposed to do anything that Annabeth does? What if she jumped off a cliff

Percy: oh wait-