You Know When You Just Find Like Big Wads Of Hair In Your Clothes

FUCK

the moment the pjo tv series comes out ppl on tiktok will make luke one of those hot bad guys fuck

happy 4/20 to stoner apollo, demeter, and athena cabins

Piper: Ugh Reyna is so damn beautiful

Jason: Don't be jealous, Piper

Piper:

[several months later]

Piper, waking up in a cold sweat: Oh my gods, I wasn't jealous, I was gay.

ayo fuck rick riordan they r married

AU where Jason went to Vahalla instead of Elysium and Magnus didn’t even know until Percy and Annabeth visited him and saw Jason at dinner.

have a shitpost based on this text post

i know Lavinia plays the cello because i am also a lesbian who plays the cello

hades definitely got a little jealous of how “chill” of a dad poseidon was to percy, and tried to be a “chill dad” himself. however he eventually resorted to just getting nico weed

Nico: You have more qualities than you think William *points to Will's chest* you have this.

Will:

Will: I have great tits yeah

Nico:

Nico: I was talking about your heart, why the fuck do I even like you-

Meg Mccaffey is the definition of chaotic energy. She’s on another level that we can’t even compute. That’s the reason there’s so little fan content about her