Hades Definitely Got A Little Jealous Of How “chill” Of A Dad Poseidon Was To Percy, And Tried To

Funny how seeing a pro life post can make your entire day terrible within seconds

POV: Your a Teddy and I'm going to stab you.

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Octavian Cosplay from the Percy Jackson series by Rick Riordan

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Me after reading the PJO books for the umpteenth time : so all of the Athena kids are brain childs because Athena is a virgin goddess and she's technically using a loophole to have demigod children. If she's falling in love with the brain of the parent does that mean some of the Athena kids have single moms as parents and not all single dads ??

And what about Aphrodite ?? As a goddess of love and beauty wouldn't she have demigod children with mortal women ??

And if I think about it, the Greeks had no problems with BROmance, there were plenty of myths about Apollo's male loves and even Poseidon had at least one male lover to my knowledge(but only because I watched that OSP video), can't they have demigod children with mortals the same sex as them ??

Everyone agrees that if Merlin and Arthur were together, the entire kingdom would know and everyone would be chill with it, and I have no problem with Merthur (I mean have you seen the way they look at each other), HOWEVER I do think it would be a million times funnier if everyone assumed they were together (because Merlin totally gets mistress treatment) and they actually weren’t. I just think that would be really, really funny.

best leon scene? when he was standing guard outside the throne room as arthur and uther were fighting to the death and telling people no one could go in because 'the king has forbidden anyone to enter'

Hazel: What's a thot?

Leo: A thoughtful person

*later at dinner*

Nico: Here's the salt, sis

Hazel: Thank you Nico, you're such a thot!

Everyone: *spits out their water*

Will: for a million dollars would you kill-

Nico: yes

Will: you didn't let me finish

Nico: I know

Hc that Nico has never seen a pride flag before so before he and Will date and they’re hanging out in the Apollo cabin Nico sees a pride flag next to Will’s bed and is like “oh what country is that for?”

LMAOHDJSKAK

not to be dramatic or anything but i'd die for jason grace...too bad he beat me to it