Will: For A Million Dollars Would You Kill-

ayo fuck rick riordan they r married

Percy: So now am I supposed to do anything that Annabeth does? What if she jumped off a cliff

Percy: oh wait-

too much leo slander happening

Meg Mccaffey is the definition of chaotic energy. She’s on another level that we can’t even compute. That’s the reason there’s so little fan content about her

Nico: Estelle is asking about where babies come from

Percy: Hmmm. She's too little, tell her about the stork

Nico: Okay

Nico: *to Estelle* Your mom slept with a stork

Percy: *spitting out his drink* nO -

Hc that Nico has never seen a pride flag before so before he and Will date and they’re hanging out in the Apollo cabin Nico sees a pride flag next to Will’s bed and is like “oh what country is that for?”

Jason: What's worse than heartbreak?

Will: When you wake up and realize that your phone was never charging

Nico:

Nico: When you wake up

Jason and Will: Nico no

To this day I cannot understand why Grover Underwood is such an underrated character.

you know when you just find like big wads of hair in your clothes

hades definitely got a little jealous of how “chill” of a dad poseidon was to percy, and tried to be a “chill dad” himself. however he eventually resorted to just getting nico weed