Nico: Estelle Is Asking About Where Babies Come From

Why do wlw books have no fandom I neeeddddd

there’s a line and sally jackson crossed it when she decided to be a milf

Piper: Ugh Reyna is so damn beautiful

Jason: Don't be jealous, Piper

Piper:

[several months later]

Piper, waking up in a cold sweat: Oh my gods, I wasn't jealous, I was gay.

have a shitpost based on this text post

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Underrated Nico thing is that he just knows everyone, he's such a deus ex machina. The Romans? Nico has an in. Titens? He's pretty good friends with one. Overlooked gods? They take him out for lunch on Fridays. A hat wearing frog race that live deep underground and haven't been seen in thousands of years? Not only does Nico know them, he speaks their language.

He seems closed off but the boy will make friends with literally anything that will have him

"you've changed" yeah I watched a new show and installed a new personality

I know guns aren't really used a lot in Riordanverse but is it too much to ask where a bad guy loses his gun (with, like, magic curse-breaking bullets made of Celestial steel or whatever) and then Nico shakily points it at the bad guy and the badie laughs

"Do you even know how to use that thing, little demigod?"

And Will-Texan-Solace gracefully snatches the gun and cocks it and aims with expertise

"No, but I do."

Leo, skeptically: Can you really glow?

Will: Uh huh. *starts glowing*

Leo, sarcastically: That’s pretty good, but I mean does he come in any other colours?

Nico, smirking: He sure does. Watch.

Nico: *whispers something into Will’s ear*

Will: *turns bright red*

Nico: Ta-da!

Leo: Okay yeah, your boyfriend’s pretty cool.

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae