Underrated Nico Thing Is That He Just Knows Everyone, He's Such A Deus Ex Machina. The Romans? Nico Has

magnus chase is the best white male in all of riordanverse but none of you are ready for that conversation

Alex Fierro:)

Me after reading the PJO books for the umpteenth time : so all of the Athena kids are brain childs because Athena is a virgin goddess and she's technically using a loophole to have demigod children. If she's falling in love with the brain of the parent does that mean some of the Athena kids have single moms as parents and not all single dads ??

And what about Aphrodite ?? As a goddess of love and beauty wouldn't she have demigod children with mortal women ??

And if I think about it, the Greeks had no problems with BROmance, there were plenty of myths about Apollo's male loves and even Poseidon had at least one male lover to my knowledge(but only because I watched that OSP video), can't they have demigod children with mortals the same sex as them ??

Leo: I’m well aware that I’ve accidentally set myself on fire and it’s none of your business. I don’t need your pity water either. Let me burn in peace.

Sally: Why is the water bill so high?

Percy: *shrugs* I don't know

Percy: *in the shower*

happy 4/20 to stoner apollo, demeter, and athena cabins

I know guns aren't really used a lot in Riordanverse but is it too much to ask where a bad guy loses his gun (with, like, magic curse-breaking bullets made of Celestial steel or whatever) and then Nico shakily points it at the bad guy and the badie laughs

"Do you even know how to use that thing, little demigod?"

And Will-Texan-Solace gracefully snatches the gun and cocks it and aims with expertise

"No, but I do."

Percy and Frank definitely have the type of relationship where they slap each other’s butts. Don’t even pretend they don’t

Leo, skeptically: Can you really glow?

Will: Uh huh. *starts glowing*

Leo, sarcastically: That’s pretty good, but I mean does he come in any other colours?

Nico, smirking: He sure does. Watch.

Nico: *whispers something into Will’s ear*

Will: *turns bright red*

Nico: Ta-da!

Leo: Okay yeah, your boyfriend’s pretty cool.

AU where Jason went to Vahalla instead of Elysium and Magnus didn’t even know until Percy and Annabeth visited him and saw Jason at dinner.