Leo: I’m Well Aware That I’ve Accidentally Set Myself On Fire And It’s None Of Your Business. I

Teacher: Your daughter was in a fight.

Percy: Oh no, that's terrible!

Annabeth: Did she win?

best leon scene? when he was standing guard outside the throne room as arthur and uther were fighting to the death and telling people no one could go in because 'the king has forbidden anyone to enter'

AU where Jason went to Vahalla instead of Elysium and Magnus didn’t even know until Percy and Annabeth visited him and saw Jason at dinner.

Percy and Frank definitely have the type of relationship where they slap each other’s butts. Don’t even pretend they don’t

i will admit that there was a time in my life where i thought betty white and the queen of england were the same person

Nobody is gonna talk about how Hazel had Leo and Frank fighting over her at age 13 🥲🥲

Gods on Olympus be like:

Athena: I sleep with a sword beside my bed.

Artemis: I sleep with my bow ready.

Hephaestus: I keep an axe under my bed.

Aphrodite: Weak. Pathetic. All of you.

Artemis: What do you sleep with?

Aphrodite, putting on shades: Ares.

Funny how seeing a pro life post can make your entire day terrible within seconds

this app feels safer than twitter idk why

Whenever literally anyone makes a point about anything:

Jason: Oh yeah. I - *flips out his glasses and shoves them on his face smirking* - SEE what you mean.

Everyone else: *groaning intensifies*