Nobody Is Gonna Talk About How Hazel Had Leo And Frank Fighting Over Her At Age 13 🥲🥲

Piper: Ugh Reyna is so damn beautiful

Jason: Don't be jealous, Piper

Piper:

[several months later]

Piper, waking up in a cold sweat: Oh my gods, I wasn't jealous, I was gay.

Will: look, you have to eat something!

Nico: like an apple? *Throws apple at Will's head*

Will, easily catches it: oh yes, 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' very mature😒

Hera *appears out of nowhere*: so you have chosen marriage.

Nico: what

Will: what

Demigods just trying to eat their lunch in peace: what

Mr. D and Chiron: oh shit-

Hera: prove to me of your devotion to each other by undergoing three trials of my choice. Only then will I bless this union. If you fail, then the marriage is destined to fail as well. *Vanishes*

Nico: 👁️👄👁️

Will: you know... I always imagined I'd be the one to propose...

Nico: 👁️👄👁️

Will: why don't we go prepare for these mystery trials? You can help me pick out some armor. Unless that accidentally calls upon Ares to make us battle each other to the death

Nico: 👁️👄👁️

Will: I'm just saying why didn't SOMEONE *glares at Chiron and Mr. D* warn us about this???

Chiron: you know the myth of ancient Greeks proposing to each other by the throwing and catching of apples. It's derived from the story of-

Will: yes, yes, when Aphrodite and Hera and Athena fight over the apple that someone threw their way that read 'to the fairest' or whatever. They each argued the apple belonged to them. But you never said something like this could happen now!! That if someone throws and catches an apple here that it counts as a proposal!!

Mr. D: i thought it would be funnier if we didn't warn anyone

Chiron: I had to stop him from creating a camp activity that was just dodgeball with apples

Mr. D: which I still think would've been hilarious. I'm surprised it's taken so long for this to happen tbh

Chiron: yeah sorry about that, it's been so long I honestly forgot. What do the kids say nowadays? "My bad."

Will: I'm ENGAGED and you can only say 'my bad??' Look! You broke Nico!

Nico: 💀💀💀

Mr. D: eh it's just wedding jitters. He'll be fine

Will: Nico? Nico, it's okay. We'll find a way out of this-

Nico: I can't believe I'm marrying the love of my life 🥺

Will:

Will:

Will, deciding William di Angelo has a nice ring to it: oh okay, good 🥺

this app feels safer than twitter idk why

Whenever literally anyone makes a point about anything:

Jason: Oh yeah. I - *flips out his glasses and shoves them on his face smirking* - SEE what you mean.

Everyone else: *groaning intensifies*

"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So please, just this once. Stay!"

words i-

Percy: So now am I supposed to do anything that Annabeth does? What if she jumped off a cliff

Percy: oh wait-

Everyone agrees that if Merlin and Arthur were together, the entire kingdom would know and everyone would be chill with it, and I have no problem with Merthur (I mean have you seen the way they look at each other), HOWEVER I do think it would be a million times funnier if everyone assumed they were together (because Merlin totally gets mistress treatment) and they actually weren’t. I just think that would be really, really funny.

Catra: I could take She-Ra.

Scorpia: In a fight, right?

Catra:

Scorpia: In a fight, right?!

happy 4/20 to stoner apollo, demeter, and athena cabins

Percy and Frank definitely have the type of relationship where they slap each other’s butts. Don’t even pretend they don’t