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you know when you just find like big wads of hair in your clothes

FUCK

the moment the pjo tv series comes out ppl on tiktok will make luke one of those hot bad guys fuck

Catra: I could take She-Ra.

Scorpia: In a fight, right?

Catra:

Scorpia: In a fight, right?!

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

Leo: I’m well aware that I’ve accidentally set myself on fire and it’s none of your business. I don’t need your pity water either. Let me burn in peace.

my fan art of leo valdez lighting me on fire that took many many years to complete 😍😍😍

Nico: Estelle is asking about where babies come from

Percy: Hmmm. She's too little, tell her about the stork

Nico: Okay

Nico: *to Estelle* Your mom slept with a stork

Percy: *spitting out his drink* nO -

just some gay ppl and their swords☺️💕

Percy and Frank definitely have the type of relationship where they slap each other’s butts. Don’t even pretend they don’t

i will admit that there was a time in my life where i thought betty white and the queen of england were the same person

hades definitely got a little jealous of how “chill” of a dad poseidon was to percy, and tried to be a “chill dad” himself. however he eventually resorted to just getting nico weed

Leo, skeptically: Can you really glow?

Will: Uh huh. *starts glowing*

Leo, sarcastically: That’s pretty good, but I mean does he come in any other colours?

Nico, smirking: He sure does. Watch.

Nico: *whispers something into Will’s ear*

Will: *turns bright red*

Nico: Ta-da!

Leo: Okay yeah, your boyfriend’s pretty cool.

shuilily on ig

Funny how seeing a pro life post can make your entire day terrible within seconds

Little/big spoon discourse is 100% better than top/bottom discourse and that’s the tea

Nico: Adoption is hard. I just wanna make sure we find the perfect fit for our family

Will: *who's been there for three hours* Please just pick a goddamn plant, Nico

Underrated Nico thing is that he just knows everyone, he's such a deus ex machina. The Romans? Nico has an in. Titens? He's pretty good friends with one. Overlooked gods? They take him out for lunch on Fridays. A hat wearing frog race that live deep underground and haven't been seen in thousands of years? Not only does Nico know them, he speaks their language.

He seems closed off but the boy will make friends with literally anything that will have him

Will: look, you have to eat something!

Nico: like an apple? *Throws apple at Will's head*

Will, easily catches it: oh yes, 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' very mature😒

Hera *appears out of nowhere*: so you have chosen marriage.

Nico: what

Will: what

Demigods just trying to eat their lunch in peace: what

Mr. D and Chiron: oh shit-

Hera: prove to me of your devotion to each other by undergoing three trials of my choice. Only then will I bless this union. If you fail, then the marriage is destined to fail as well. *Vanishes*

Nico: 👁️👄👁️

Will: you know... I always imagined I'd be the one to propose...

Nico: 👁️👄👁️

Will: why don't we go prepare for these mystery trials? You can help me pick out some armor. Unless that accidentally calls upon Ares to make us battle each other to the death

Nico: 👁️👄👁️

Will: I'm just saying why didn't SOMEONE *glares at Chiron and Mr. D* warn us about this???

Chiron: you know the myth of ancient Greeks proposing to each other by the throwing and catching of apples. It's derived from the story of-

Will: yes, yes, when Aphrodite and Hera and Athena fight over the apple that someone threw their way that read 'to the fairest' or whatever. They each argued the apple belonged to them. But you never said something like this could happen now!! That if someone throws and catches an apple here that it counts as a proposal!!

Mr. D: i thought it would be funnier if we didn't warn anyone

Chiron: I had to stop him from creating a camp activity that was just dodgeball with apples

Mr. D: which I still think would've been hilarious. I'm surprised it's taken so long for this to happen tbh

Chiron: yeah sorry about that, it's been so long I honestly forgot. What do the kids say nowadays? "My bad."

Will: I'm ENGAGED and you can only say 'my bad??' Look! You broke Nico!

Nico: 💀💀💀

Mr. D: eh it's just wedding jitters. He'll be fine

Will: Nico? Nico, it's okay. We'll find a way out of this-

Nico: I can't believe I'm marrying the love of my life 🥺

Will:

Will:

Will, deciding William di Angelo has a nice ring to it: oh okay, good 🥺

LMAOHDJSKAK

not to be dramatic or anything but i'd die for jason grace...too bad he beat me to it

Gods on Olympus be like:

Athena: I sleep with a sword beside my bed.

Artemis: I sleep with my bow ready.

Hephaestus: I keep an axe under my bed.

Aphrodite: Weak. Pathetic. All of you.

Artemis: What do you sleep with?

Aphrodite, putting on shades: Ares.

best leon scene? when he was standing guard outside the throne room as arthur and uther were fighting to the death and telling people no one could go in because 'the king has forbidden anyone to enter'

Teacher: Your daughter was in a fight.

Percy: Oh no, that's terrible!

Annabeth: Did she win?

To this day I cannot understand why Grover Underwood is such an underrated character.

Hades *Nudge’s Persephone awake at 4am* : Do you like me???

Persephone : i married you.

Hades : Yes, but did you marry me as a friend, or like…a wife? Unclear.

Sally: Why is the water bill so high?

Percy: *shrugs* I don't know

Percy: *in the shower*

Nico is a hufflepuff and that is a fact. I will not be taking any criticism at the moment <3

Percy Jackson is canonically set in the 2010s and since Percy's a emo bitch he'll most likely have this haircut

Whenever literally anyone makes a point about anything:

Jason: Oh yeah. I - *flips out his glasses and shoves them on his face smirking* - SEE what you mean.

Everyone else: *groaning intensifies*

Alex Fierro:)

I know they’re all clones but Hordak was high-key hotter then the rest of his family