Percy Jackson Is Canonically Set In The 2010s And Since Percy's A Emo Bitch He'll Most Likely Have This

Not me consuming queer books like oxygen

Gods on Olympus be like:

Athena: I sleep with a sword beside my bed.

Artemis: I sleep with my bow ready.

Hephaestus: I keep an axe under my bed.

Aphrodite: Weak. Pathetic. All of you.

Artemis: What do you sleep with?

Aphrodite, putting on shades: Ares.

Riordanverse except every character now wears earrings

Percy: So now am I supposed to do anything that Annabeth does? What if she jumped off a cliff

Percy: oh wait-

LMAOHDJSKAK

not to be dramatic or anything but i'd die for jason grace...too bad he beat me to it

Will: for a million dollars would you kill-

Nico: yes

Will: you didn't let me finish

Nico: I know

To this day I cannot understand why Grover Underwood is such an underrated character.

hades definitely got a little jealous of how “chill” of a dad poseidon was to percy, and tried to be a “chill dad” himself. however he eventually resorted to just getting nico weed

Nico: Estelle is asking about where babies come from

Percy: Hmmm. She's too little, tell her about the stork

Nico: Okay

Nico: *to Estelle* Your mom slept with a stork

Percy: *spitting out his drink* nO -

i know Lavinia plays the cello because i am also a lesbian who plays the cello