Gods on Olympus be like:
Athena: I sleep with a sword beside my bed.
Artemis: I sleep with my bow ready.
Hephaestus: I keep an axe under my bed.
Aphrodite: Weak. Pathetic. All of you.
Artemis: What do you sleep with?
Aphrodite, putting on shades: Ares.
To this day I cannot understand why Grover Underwood is such an underrated character.
you know when you just find like big wads of hair in your clothes
Me after reading the PJO books for the umpteenth time : so all of the Athena kids are brain childs because Athena is a virgin goddess and she's technically using a loophole to have demigod children. If she's falling in love with the brain of the parent does that mean some of the Athena kids have single moms as parents and not all single dads ??
And what about Aphrodite ?? As a goddess of love and beauty wouldn't she have demigod children with mortal women ??
And if I think about it, the Greeks had no problems with BROmance, there were plenty of myths about Apollo's male loves and even Poseidon had at least one male lover to my knowledge(but only because I watched that OSP video), can't they have demigod children with mortals the same sex as them ??
this app feels safer than twitter idk why
there’s a line and sally jackson crossed it when she decided to be a milf
Will: for a million dollars would you kill-
Nico: yes
Will: you didn't let me finish
Nico: I know
Meg Mccaffey is the definition of chaotic energy. She’s on another level that we can’t even compute. That’s the reason there’s so little fan content about her
ayo fuck rick riordan they r married
POV: Your a Teddy and I'm going to stab you.
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Octavian Cosplay from the Percy Jackson series by Rick Riordan
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