There’s A Line And Sally Jackson Crossed It When She Decided To Be A Milf

Little/big spoon discourse is 100% better than top/bottom discourse and that’s the tea

Hazel: What's a thot?

Leo: A thoughtful person

*later at dinner*

Nico: Here's the salt, sis

Hazel: Thank you Nico, you're such a thot!

Everyone: *spits out their water*

happy 4/20 to stoner apollo, demeter, and athena cabins

i will admit that there was a time in my life where i thought betty white and the queen of england were the same person

Piper: Ugh Reyna is so damn beautiful

Jason: Don't be jealous, Piper

Piper:

[several months later]

Piper, waking up in a cold sweat: Oh my gods, I wasn't jealous, I was gay.

Not me consuming queer books like oxygen

Leo, skeptically: Can you really glow?

Will: Uh huh. *starts glowing*

Leo, sarcastically: That’s pretty good, but I mean does he come in any other colours?

Nico, smirking: He sure does. Watch.

Nico: *whispers something into Will’s ear*

Will: *turns bright red*

Nico: Ta-da!

Leo: Okay yeah, your boyfriend’s pretty cool.

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

I relate to Percy Jackson. The reason?

He's in love with Annabeth Chase.

best leon scene? when he was standing guard outside the throne room as arthur and uther were fighting to the death and telling people no one could go in because 'the king has forbidden anyone to enter'