A Controversial Theory: Worm On A String Are Furby Larvae

Nico: Estelle is asking about where babies come from

Percy: Hmmm. She's too little, tell her about the stork

Nico: Okay

Nico: *to Estelle* Your mom slept with a stork

Percy: *spitting out his drink* nO -

Sally: Why is the water bill so high?

Percy: *shrugs* I don't know

Percy: *in the shower*

Percy Jackson is canonically set in the 2010s and since Percy's a emo bitch he'll most likely have this haircut

my fan art of leo valdez lighting me on fire that took many many years to complete 😍😍😍

merlin reincarnation au where merlins got this sweatshirt with some glow in the dark thing on it, and arthur just always assumes its magic cause he doesnt know about glow in the dark stuff and also who is he to judge how merlin uses his magic

anyway, one time arthurs cold right? so he steals merlins sweater cause stealing your significant others sweaters is adorable shut up. but then he goes somewhere dark and it starts glowing and he get so heckin confused. like just imagine

“…merlin? mERLIN”

“….merlin are you doing this?????”

“mERLIN WHAT THE HECK”

“MERLIN AM I DOING MAGIC”

I have read so many fanfics where Leo has an ass that it might as well be canon.

Catra: I could take She-Ra.

Scorpia: In a fight, right?

Catra:

Scorpia: In a fight, right?!

this app feels safer than twitter idk why

have a shitpost based on this text post