I Relate To Percy Jackson. The Reason?

Riordanverse except every character now wears earrings

Why do wlw books have no fandom I neeeddddd

I know guns aren't really used a lot in Riordanverse but is it too much to ask where a bad guy loses his gun (with, like, magic curse-breaking bullets made of Celestial steel or whatever) and then Nico shakily points it at the bad guy and the badie laughs

"Do you even know how to use that thing, little demigod?"

And Will-Texan-Solace gracefully snatches the gun and cocks it and aims with expertise

"No, but I do."

i know Lavinia plays the cello because i am also a lesbian who plays the cello

i will admit that there was a time in my life where i thought betty white and the queen of england were the same person

Meg Mccaffey is the definition of chaotic energy. She’s on another level that we can’t even compute. That’s the reason there’s so little fan content about her

there’s a line and sally jackson crossed it when she decided to be a milf

Catra: I could take She-Ra.

Scorpia: In a fight, right?

Catra:

Scorpia: In a fight, right?!

Nico: Adoption is hard. I just wanna make sure we find the perfect fit for our family

Will: *who's been there for three hours* Please just pick a goddamn plant, Nico

Hazel, running in: Frank! I think I've got an allergic reaction to something! My face is breaking out in a bad rash!

Frank, freaking out: OH NO! I'M TAKING YOU TO THE ER!

Leo: Hey now, let's not make any rash decisions

Leo: *slaps knee* *Wheezes*