I Know Lavinia Plays The Cello Because I Am Also A Lesbian Who Plays The Cello

Teacher: Your daughter was in a fight.

Percy: Oh no, that's terrible!

Annabeth: Did she win?

Alex Fierro:)

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

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Hazel: What's a thot?

Leo: A thoughtful person

*later at dinner*

Nico: Here's the salt, sis

Hazel: Thank you Nico, you're such a thot!

Everyone: *spits out their water*

Hades *Nudge’s Persephone awake at 4am* : Do you like me???

Persephone : i married you.

Hades : Yes, but did you marry me as a friend, or like…a wife? Unclear.

Nico: Adoption is hard. I just wanna make sure we find the perfect fit for our family

Will: *who's been there for three hours* Please just pick a goddamn plant, Nico

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this app feels safer than twitter idk why

Me after reading the PJO books for the umpteenth time : so all of the Athena kids are brain childs because Athena is a virgin goddess and she's technically using a loophole to have demigod children. If she's falling in love with the brain of the parent does that mean some of the Athena kids have single moms as parents and not all single dads ??

And what about Aphrodite ?? As a goddess of love and beauty wouldn't she have demigod children with mortal women ??

And if I think about it, the Greeks had no problems with BROmance, there were plenty of myths about Apollo's male loves and even Poseidon had at least one male lover to my knowledge(but only because I watched that OSP video), can't they have demigod children with mortals the same sex as them ??