Nico: Adoption is hard. I just wanna make sure we find the perfect fit for our family
Will: *who's been there for three hours* Please just pick a goddamn plant, Nico
this app feels safer than twitter idk why
To this day I cannot understand why Grover Underwood is such an underrated character.
Percy Jackson is canonically set in the 2010s and since Percy's a emo bitch he'll most likely have this haircut
Why do wlw books have no fandom I neeeddddd
i know Lavinia plays the cello because i am also a lesbian who plays the cello
I know they’re all clones but Hordak was high-key hotter then the rest of his family
Hades *Nudge’s Persephone awake at 4am* : Do you like me???
Persephone : i married you.
Hades : Yes, but did you marry me as a friend, or like…a wife? Unclear.
Funny how seeing a pro life post can make your entire day terrible within seconds
hades definitely got a little jealous of how “chill” of a dad poseidon was to percy, and tried to be a “chill dad” himself. however he eventually resorted to just getting nico weed
Teacher: Your daughter was in a fight.
Percy: Oh no, that's terrible!
Annabeth: Did she win?