Funny How Seeing A Pro Life Post Can Make Your Entire Day Terrible Within Seconds

Gods on Olympus be like:

Athena: I sleep with a sword beside my bed.

Artemis: I sleep with my bow ready.

Hephaestus: I keep an axe under my bed.

Aphrodite: Weak. Pathetic. All of you.

Artemis: What do you sleep with?

Aphrodite, putting on shades: Ares.

AU where Jason went to Vahalla instead of Elysium and Magnus didn’t even know until Percy and Annabeth visited him and saw Jason at dinner.

Nico: Adoption is hard. I just wanna make sure we find the perfect fit for our family

Will: *who's been there for three hours* Please just pick a goddamn plant, Nico

Will: for a million dollars would you kill-

Nico: yes

Will: you didn't let me finish

Nico: I know

i will admit that there was a time in my life where i thought betty white and the queen of england were the same person

Sally: Why is the water bill so high?

Percy: *shrugs* I don't know

Percy: *in the shower*

"you've changed" yeah I watched a new show and installed a new personality

Catra: I could take She-Ra.

Scorpia: In a fight, right?

Catra:

Scorpia: In a fight, right?!

I know they’re all clones but Hordak was high-key hotter then the rest of his family

ayo fuck rick riordan they r married