POV: Your A Teddy And I'm Going To Stab You.

Me after reading the PJO books for the umpteenth time : so all of the Athena kids are brain childs because Athena is a virgin goddess and she's technically using a loophole to have demigod children. If she's falling in love with the brain of the parent does that mean some of the Athena kids have single moms as parents and not all single dads ??

And what about Aphrodite ?? As a goddess of love and beauty wouldn't she have demigod children with mortal women ??

And if I think about it, the Greeks had no problems with BROmance, there were plenty of myths about Apollo's male loves and even Poseidon had at least one male lover to my knowledge(but only because I watched that OSP video), can't they have demigod children with mortals the same sex as them ??

Sally: Why is the water bill so high?

Percy: *shrugs* I don't know

Percy: *in the shower*

i will admit that there was a time in my life where i thought betty white and the queen of england were the same person

best leon scene? when he was standing guard outside the throne room as arthur and uther were fighting to the death and telling people no one could go in because 'the king has forbidden anyone to enter'

"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So please, just this once. Stay!"

words i-

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Will: look, you have to eat something!

Nico: like an apple? *Throws apple at Will's head*

Will, easily catches it: oh yes, 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' very mature😒

Hera *appears out of nowhere*: so you have chosen marriage.

Nico: what

Will: what

Demigods just trying to eat their lunch in peace: what

Mr. D and Chiron: oh shit-

Hera: prove to me of your devotion to each other by undergoing three trials of my choice. Only then will I bless this union. If you fail, then the marriage is destined to fail as well. *Vanishes*

Nico: 👁️👄👁️

Will: you know... I always imagined I'd be the one to propose...

Nico: 👁️👄👁️

Will: why don't we go prepare for these mystery trials? You can help me pick out some armor. Unless that accidentally calls upon Ares to make us battle each other to the death

Nico: 👁️👄👁️

Will: I'm just saying why didn't SOMEONE *glares at Chiron and Mr. D* warn us about this???

Chiron: you know the myth of ancient Greeks proposing to each other by the throwing and catching of apples. It's derived from the story of-

Will: yes, yes, when Aphrodite and Hera and Athena fight over the apple that someone threw their way that read 'to the fairest' or whatever. They each argued the apple belonged to them. But you never said something like this could happen now!! That if someone throws and catches an apple here that it counts as a proposal!!

Mr. D: i thought it would be funnier if we didn't warn anyone

Chiron: I had to stop him from creating a camp activity that was just dodgeball with apples

Mr. D: which I still think would've been hilarious. I'm surprised it's taken so long for this to happen tbh

Chiron: yeah sorry about that, it's been so long I honestly forgot. What do the kids say nowadays? "My bad."

Will: I'm ENGAGED and you can only say 'my bad??' Look! You broke Nico!

Nico: 💀💀💀

Mr. D: eh it's just wedding jitters. He'll be fine

Will: Nico? Nico, it's okay. We'll find a way out of this-

Nico: I can't believe I'm marrying the love of my life 🥺

Will:

Will:

Will, deciding William di Angelo has a nice ring to it: oh okay, good 🥺

Why do wlw books have no fandom I neeeddddd

Nobody is gonna talk about how Hazel had Leo and Frank fighting over her at age 13 🥲🥲

Gods on Olympus be like:

Athena: I sleep with a sword beside my bed.

Artemis: I sleep with my bow ready.

Hephaestus: I keep an axe under my bed.

Aphrodite: Weak. Pathetic. All of you.

Artemis: What do you sleep with?

Aphrodite, putting on shades: Ares.