Latest Posts by woldiam - Page 2
Hc that Nico has never seen a pride flag before so before he and Will date and they’re hanging out in the Apollo cabin Nico sees a pride flag next to Will’s bed and is like “oh what country is that for?”
Will: for a million dollars would you kill-
Nico: yes
Will: you didn't let me finish
Nico: I know
magnus chase is the best white male in all of riordanverse but none of you are ready for that conversation
Everyone agrees that if Merlin and Arthur were together, the entire kingdom would know and everyone would be chill with it, and I have no problem with Merthur (I mean have you seen the way they look at each other), HOWEVER I do think it would be a million times funnier if everyone assumed they were together (because Merlin totally gets mistress treatment) and they actually weren’t. I just think that would be really, really funny.
I have read so many fanfics where Leo has an ass that it might as well be canon.
Nobody is gonna talk about how Hazel had Leo and Frank fighting over her at age 13 🥲🥲
Hazel, running in: Frank! I think I've got an allergic reaction to something! My face is breaking out in a bad rash!
Frank, freaking out: OH NO! I'M TAKING YOU TO THE ER!
Leo: Hey now, let's not make any rash decisions
Leo: *slaps knee* *Wheezes*
ayo fuck rick riordan they r married
Why do wlw books have no fandom I neeeddddd
Not me consuming queer books like oxygen
merlin reincarnation au where merlins got this sweatshirt with some glow in the dark thing on it, and arthur just always assumes its magic cause he doesnt know about glow in the dark stuff and also who is he to judge how merlin uses his magic
anyway, one time arthurs cold right? so he steals merlins sweater cause stealing your significant others sweaters is adorable shut up. but then he goes somewhere dark and it starts glowing and he get so heckin confused. like just imagine
“…merlin? mERLIN”
“….merlin are you doing this?????”
“mERLIN WHAT THE HECK”
“MERLIN AM I DOING MAGIC”
Hazel: What's a thot?
Leo: A thoughtful person
*later at dinner*
Nico: Here's the salt, sis
Hazel: Thank you Nico, you're such a thot!
Everyone: *spits out their water*
"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So please, just this once. Stay!"
words i-
Piper: Ugh Reyna is so damn beautiful
Jason: Don't be jealous, Piper
Piper:
[several months later]
Piper, waking up in a cold sweat: Oh my gods, I wasn't jealous, I was gay.
Nico: You have more qualities than you think William *points to Will's chest* you have this.
Will:
Will: I have great tits yeah
Nico:
Nico: I was talking about your heart, why the fuck do I even like you-
there’s a line and sally jackson crossed it when she decided to be a milf
I relate to Percy Jackson. The reason?
He's in love with Annabeth Chase.
i know Lavinia plays the cello because i am also a lesbian who plays the cello
Percy: So now am I supposed to do anything that Annabeth does? What if she jumped off a cliff
Percy: oh wait-
Me after reading the PJO books for the umpteenth time : so all of the Athena kids are brain childs because Athena is a virgin goddess and she's technically using a loophole to have demigod children. If she's falling in love with the brain of the parent does that mean some of the Athena kids have single moms as parents and not all single dads ??
And what about Aphrodite ?? As a goddess of love and beauty wouldn't she have demigod children with mortal women ??
And if I think about it, the Greeks had no problems with BROmance, there were plenty of myths about Apollo's male loves and even Poseidon had at least one male lover to my knowledge(but only because I watched that OSP video), can't they have demigod children with mortals the same sex as them ??
POV: Your a Teddy and I'm going to stab you.
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Octavian Cosplay from the Percy Jackson series by Rick Riordan
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Jason: What's worse than heartbreak?
Will: When you wake up and realize that your phone was never charging
Nico:
Nico: When you wake up
Jason and Will: Nico no
AU where Jason went to Vahalla instead of Elysium and Magnus didn’t even know until Percy and Annabeth visited him and saw Jason at dinner.
this app feels safer than twitter idk why
A text I never expected to receive from my mother
I know guns aren't really used a lot in Riordanverse but is it too much to ask where a bad guy loses his gun (with, like, magic curse-breaking bullets made of Celestial steel or whatever) and then Nico shakily points it at the bad guy and the badie laughs
"Do you even know how to use that thing, little demigod?"
And Will-Texan-Solace gracefully snatches the gun and cocks it and aims with expertise
"No, but I do."
Meg Mccaffey is the definition of chaotic energy. She’s on another level that we can’t even compute. That’s the reason there’s so little fan content about her