Jason: What's Worse Than Heartbreak?

Nico: Adoption is hard. I just wanna make sure we find the perfect fit for our family

Will: *who's been there for three hours* Please just pick a goddamn plant, Nico

Nico: You have more qualities than you think William *points to Will's chest* you have this.

Will:

Will: I have great tits yeah

Nico:

Nico: I was talking about your heart, why the fuck do I even like you-

Hazel: What's a thot?

Leo: A thoughtful person

*later at dinner*

Nico: Here's the salt, sis

Hazel: Thank you Nico, you're such a thot!

Everyone: *spits out their water*

i will admit that there was a time in my life where i thought betty white and the queen of england were the same person

there’s a line and sally jackson crossed it when she decided to be a milf

POV: Your a Teddy and I'm going to stab you.

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Octavian Cosplay from the Percy Jackson series by Rick Riordan

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Why do wlw books have no fandom I neeeddddd

happy 4/20 to stoner apollo, demeter, and athena cabins

LMAOHDJSKAK

not to be dramatic or anything but i'd die for jason grace...too bad he beat me to it

Everyone agrees that if Merlin and Arthur were together, the entire kingdom would know and everyone would be chill with it, and I have no problem with Merthur (I mean have you seen the way they look at each other), HOWEVER I do think it would be a million times funnier if everyone assumed they were together (because Merlin totally gets mistress treatment) and they actually weren’t. I just think that would be really, really funny.