A Text I Never Expected To Receive From My Mother

Gods on Olympus be like:

Athena: I sleep with a sword beside my bed.

Artemis: I sleep with my bow ready.

Hephaestus: I keep an axe under my bed.

Aphrodite: Weak. Pathetic. All of you.

Artemis: What do you sleep with?

Aphrodite, putting on shades: Ares.

have a shitpost based on this text post

Percy Jackson is canonically set in the 2010s and since Percy's a emo bitch he'll most likely have this haircut

FUCK

the moment the pjo tv series comes out ppl on tiktok will make luke one of those hot bad guys fuck

i will admit that there was a time in my life where i thought betty white and the queen of england were the same person

Percy and Frank definitely have the type of relationship where they slap each other’s butts. Don’t even pretend they don’t

Sally: Why is the water bill so high?

Percy: *shrugs* I don't know

Percy: *in the shower*

happy 4/20 to stoner apollo, demeter, and athena cabins

Hazel, running in: Frank! I think I've got an allergic reaction to something! My face is breaking out in a bad rash!

Frank, freaking out: OH NO! I'M TAKING YOU TO THE ER!

Leo: Hey now, let's not make any rash decisions

Leo: *slaps knee* *Wheezes*

"you've changed" yeah I watched a new show and installed a new personality