chan: Youβre my best friend, I would do anything for you.
felix: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
chan: Absolutely not.
Aeron is def Brazilian, we can't stand the word "duvido" (I doubt/you wouldn't do that), it has the same effect as "you wouldn't dare" because OH SWEETIE YES WE WOULD
sure, sure.
aeron is pretty and a little prissy. maybe too weak to be an effective knight. but everyone has to admit heβs got NERVE.
heβs obviously scared of Davos but he doesnβt back down when they are literally nose to nose.
βyou wouldnβt dare!β davos says.
aeronβs silence seems to say βwatch this.β
then the entire field is stacked with bodies and the millβs burning because he HE DID DARE!
POMFREY I CANT
One random day in the Great Hall
Bellatrix : The Noble House of Black will always be on top !
Remus : *spits out his pumpkin juice and starts laughing uncontrollably*
Sirius : *blush furiously while trying to get Remus to shut up bc everyone is looking at them*
James : *trying for his deer life (and failing) to understand what's so funny*
Lily : *smirks* *just smirks*
Pomfrey : I KNEW IT ! MY BOY'S THE TOP ! HA ! I TOLD YOU MINERVA ! MY BOY'S THE DOM !
Minnie : *gives her 5 galleons while looking visibly frustrated and glaring at Sirius*
Remus : *laughs even harder if it's possible*
Regulus : *trying to forget the horrible traumatic images that are forming in his head and silently crying*
harry is not third wheeling he's literally their son
Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because weβre dating now? Hermione: Okayβ¦ what about Harry? Ron: Weβre a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free
Lily, appearing out of nowhere: Regulus, I am so sorry
Regulus: what?
Lily: James has a crush on you
Regulus, remembering all the public love declarations James did when he was crushing on Lily: oh fuck
Lily, mentally reliving each and every experience in her mind: I know.
I'm the vampire Armand, my DADDY vampire GROOMED me into a little BITCH
armand def our strongest soldier bc I would beat the fuck outta Louis if he said that to me
these dragon scenes are hitting me worse than i expected them to the scene of sunfyre nuzzling aegon meleys and rhaenys hugging vhagar in the grass im so ill right now
Eric getting both Assad and Sam to stare at him like this just by allowing Jacob to hold onto himβ¦
I just finished good omens, need to say that I loved that part where Aziraphale confessed his feelings to Crowley and they finally got together. Years later they attended to Maggie and Nina's wedding, even Gabriel and Beelzebub were there! Loved that ending folks
Imagine Jayce walking around with bunch of those in his face and neck and everyone's staring like "???" until cait or probably heimerdinger (r.i.p) had the courage to ask and he's just like "it's for therapeutic stuff" while his invisible tail that he of course have wiggles around
Viktor and Mel have both gotten these for Jayce