anything can be trauma if u cry hard enough
when boomers said they hate millennials gen z really just went “lmaoooo me too”
you’re a h-heterosexual??? a,,,,,,, a Straight???? and you have a tumblr??????? are, are you sure you’re not confused???
lesbians have two jokes it’s either uhaul or i thought you were american
no empathy heart empty
me when my mom says this girl was “checking me out” but me, a closeted bisexual, was actually checking her out
lmao
I just heard a mike bloomerg ad on the radio??wth!! you dropped out, mike!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!
i don’t double tie my shoes because i think it looks good, i double tie my shoes because the extra tightness makes it feel like my feet are being hugged and god dammit i really need a hug :(
fuck guys please do it please
reblog if 2012 pop hits is the best genre of music