Elven Genealogies Don't Fail Me Now

Crablor when Elrond tries to drag him to Valinor

Currently resisting the urge to eat a little Debbie with a fork rn

Ngl, sometimes I wonder if he likes the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe. It's a banger.

sometimes I wonder

what Jesus's favorite coffee is

Does He like doughnuts or bagels

What His favourite video game is

I can't wait to ask Him this

IN THE MIDDLE OF MATH CLASS AND AO3 ISNT LOADING

WHAT IS HAPPENING

IT ENDED ON A CLIFFHANGER

I was a hobbit for Halloween with a flower crown and it was very fun :)

To test tumblr’s reading comprehension…

you can do ANYTHING to this post, reblog, add polls, start a fuckin roleplay in the notes, like it, I don’t give a shit.

BUT

you can’t add tags

I affectionately called him the "twink Bard brother"

ill forever be thankful for whoever decided to make hama a twink

My brain, sitting in a deer stand, no deer in sight: hey let's read some fanfic

Me: okay, then

My brain, after three minutes: hey what if Finduilas was Trans and became Gil-Galad for her transition. Because she died. "Finduilas" would be her dead name. It can be assumed that Turin was out of his noggin when he saw her "death", and just assumed she died.

Me: crack ideas to think up NOW? When my fingies are cold and I can't type well on my phone?? Really????

My brain: and can't the Peredhel Choice also be kinda trans-coded? Like choosing man or elf? Male or female characteristics? Something you already have---chromosomes (X/Y) or man/elf genes---but have to choose?

Me: I AM LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING FOR DEER RIGHT NOW, NOW IS NOT THE TIME

And guys, I don't even think Gil-Galad is trans (I think he's ace/aro, don't judge), but I just think this concept would be really funny! And I also don't think the Peredhil are Trans, but I like making connections!

Gil-Galad: I'm having visions that I can't interpret!!

Elrond, certified Foresight Fella: oh, first time?

Galadriel, who's been plagued by foresight since the Trees: try looking into a water basin that might help

Celegorm and Curufin duking it out, AKA, brotherly bonding in the House of Fëanor