Ngl, Sometimes I Wonder If He Likes The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe. It's A Banger.

BRO THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO

THE RINGS OF POWER: 2.05 — Halls of Stone

reblog if you’re a writer who feels guilt whenever they’re not writing and being productive, so I know I’m not the only one lol

ao3 turns 15 today

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(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

Mark Your Calendars!

Celedriel Week Will Run From: April 6-12, 2025

Prompts Coming Up!

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

Fëanor and Nerdanel.

Fëanor sails for Middle Earth.

Nerdanel stays.

Fëanor is bonked by balrogs.

Nerdanel mourns.

No one mourns the wicked.

You know which two characters I’d love to watch interact? Fëanor and Bilbo. I just know that Bilbo would put the fear of god in Fëanor. The guy would change his name to Fëarnor after ten minutes in a room with Bilbo. Bilbo says completely out-of-pocket things every five minutes like it’s his day job. He once stabbed a pillar in Elrond’s house just to show Frodo that his sword was actually sharp as if there was no other way to do it.

That Hobbit would take one look at the Silmarils and ask Fëanor why he threw away his immortal soul for “what to me looks like a glorified matchstick, my dear fellow”. He would write a five page poem about all of Fëanor’s misdeeds from the time he broke a window as an elfling to the kinslaying, and then recite it to his face and make him give constructive criticism on the rhyme and meter. He’d say Nerdanel should have “gone for the smart one, not the pretty one”. He would say “my dear father is dead too but you don’t see me going around screaming like a banshee and killing everyone, do you?” He would tell Fëanor that many problems of the psyche can be traced to trapped wind, and inquire as to whether or not he ate anything “bean-adjacent” on the morning he made the Oath. He would ask him if he’d never heard of contraception, and suggest that he try breathing exercises next time he feels the urge to burn a ship or two. He’s mansplain Tengwar to him. He’d write a letter to Finwë telling him all this was the result of not disciplining his child at the age of five and send him a list of Supernanny-type childcare tips, “in case you want to try again, because I don’t think this world can handle underpopulation”. He’d have Fëanor crying in two minutes, I know it, I know it in my bones.

I affectionately called him the "twink Bard brother"

ill forever be thankful for whoever decided to make hama a twink

Crablor when Elrond tries to drag him to Valinor