There Was A Song In Church Today That Mentioned "three In One" And My Silly Little Brain Connected The
There was a song in church today that mentioned "three in one" and my silly little brain connected the dots.
So here's the thing: accepting Jesus as your lord and savior cleanses the soul, right?
The Trinity is "three in one".
By converting to Christianity and following Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit, you are essentially getting the best 3-in-1 soap you'll ever see because it CLEANSES (cleans? Whatever) your soul.
And, get this, most 3-in-1 soaps kinda suck; this one is the best one on the shelf.
And for good price too, ngl
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Ngl, sometimes I wonder if he likes the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe. It's a banger.
sometimes I wonder
what Jesus's favorite coffee is
Does He like doughnuts or bagels
What His favourite video game is
I can't wait to ask Him this
Thoughts on this:
Carpe diem = sieze the day
Carpals/ metacarpals = bones in the hand
"Carpe diem" and "carpals" have a similar root.
"Carpe" is presumably "to sieze" and you use the hand, and consequently the bones in the hand, to grab something.
Grab = sieze
Therefore, the carpals are used to Carpe diem.
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One of the best gifs of all time
Iconic
the silmarillion as vines
'Twas amazing. He honored his adopted kinslaying fathers, and it was iconic!!!!!!!
Did anyone else cheer went Elrond went feral?
Helo.
I have just had double stuff oreos for the first time.
I now firmly believe that they simply have TOO MUCH stuff.
Cannot imagine how crazy those mega stuff oreos are gonna be.
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