A collection of BertStrips I have made.
Robert Outie Jr
Frankenstein’s car wouldn’t drive straight, so he fixed it. Afterwards he screamed “It’s Aligned, It’s Aligned!”
Attention: Timothy ate Elizabeth
Listen to me. Liz in Timmy
Please take this wood horse.
There is nothing else to it.
We are serious.
Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.
the crime the criminal