Blaise: You Need A Hobby.

gO ALL OUT!!

Growth spurts. That’s all we ever wanted.

Theo : “If you and a same-sex friend are eating out and request one check and the waiter set it down in front of you, they've decided you're the top”.

Pansy:*remember when she and Y/n went to lunch and the waitress put the check down in front of Y/n even though she's filthy rich*

Pansy: “first of all-”

I understand now. I found the answer! Why it is I swim. Who I’m swimming for.

justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo

"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

to you, seven years later.

Y/n: I've finally found you

Hermione: Just say what you want to say to me, I'm not in the mood

Y/n: Oh? You don't want to play today?

Hermione: No Y/n I don't.

Y/n coming closer to Hermione: Who's upset you?

Hermione: What?

Y/n: Someone's upset you, and only I can do that, so who did it?

Hermione: Ron…

Y/n: Splendid, I was dying to torture him anyway…

Animation I can't find

there was an aimation i found as a kid that didnt have voice acting but had like sound effects and music maybe.

I remember it was an animation that kind of revolved around this guy who had wings that were sharp, like it was steps and straight lines, they were red if I remember properly. the wings are retractable, and the first video i remember seeing is this dude fighting someone else.

I remember like two scenes. one where the guy with angel wings meets a girl on a bridge whose standing on the railing and when she sees him gets a bit startled and like presses her skirt down and proceeds to tell him off, to which he gets confused about and i think she steps back on to a skateboard and falls back as well.

there's two girls the one above where she has an early 2000s emo vibe and another who has pink hair and is a bit more curvy??? there's also another scene where there's the emo girl who is saved on the bridge and another girl with pink hair and is curvy. both are passed out and there's another guy who cuts two trees that are going to fall on them so the guy with the wings cuts the tree falling on the emo girl and moves to plank on top of the pink haired girl having the tree fall on top of him and the guy who cut the tree saves the pink haired girl as she wakes up and the guy with the hidden angel wings legit gets squished by the tree comedically.

if anyone remembers please let me know cause what the hell was this and why is plaguing my brain like a decade later???

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.