"we're All Sort Of Making It Up At The End Of The Day" Is Definitely One Of Those Beautifully True And

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

im like if a dead body was alive

man anons are always like “Sumire Bless” but who’s out here blessing Sumire… who’s blessing does She have… <//3

Whoever it is it is probably not Sunspirit's!

babygirl i can waste time i don't even have

gender is a passport photo and I can't stop smiling.

support group for guys who don’t have tiktok for a reason but are slowly watching all other apps turn into tiktok

Are You A Gamer.

This is what the "Gamer Police" would ask me in a twisted YA Dystopian novel where video games are outlawed and I, Atarii Nindo, am a shy yet clumsy teenage girl who harbors a shameful secret (I have a birthmark in the exact shape of a PlayStation controller) and have just been caught inside the ABANDONED AR_ADE (missing letters on the sign) past curfew. After this, I will be rescued by a mean yet handsome teenage boy who will lead me to the underground Gamer Rebellion, where I will be sat in front of a tv and forced to play super mario bros as part of my initiation. I will play the game perfectly, with zero deaths, and the boy will go "tch... lucky break for a noob like you," and I will spend the next twenty chapters unable to comprehend what a "crush" is before we invade the capitol and the president, kneeling before my wiimote lightsaber, reveals I am the reincarnated spirit of shigeru miyamoto

Landlords fear the humble fridge fish farmer