--------------Traitor Of Naivete---------------

Can people stop acting like Huseie is incapable of being serious and that everything they do or say has to be a joke?

I just saw a take from a certain account that Hussie had to have been joking about liking June Egbert because "Hussie liked to troll everyone and lived on the old internet where edgy jokes happened all the time so he would NEVER make June happen unless its a joke."

For one people change, just cause someone used to be edgy and shit doesn't mean they can't change all. Secondly, this is fucking homestuck we are talking about, a piece of media where queer topics are broached extremely often and perdonally I don't see someone who would "NEVER" do June being this fucking queer. Finally several people in contact with her have said it was one of the only headcanons that made them excited.

Yes Hussie can be an asshole but no that isn't the only thing they are. They wrote a fantastic, emotionally fulfilling story and prople who write off certain analysis of the series just because "oh Hussie didn't take it that seriously" is just stupid, especially when there are many part of the series they did write with sincerity.

Anyway Homestuck is actually well written (shocker I know)

My fantroll with the #Canon princes of Homestuck.

(prolly) extremely inaccurate classpect analysis (but its of combined classpects)

Parasite of stagnancy

(combined classpect by @superxstarzz)

cool :3 so keep in mind i have no idea what I'm actually doing

A thief of void is someone who steals void or steals through void for themselves while a prince of light is someone who destroys or destroys through light for themselves.

So I think it would make sense for a parasite of stagnancy to destroys through light by stealing void or steals through void by destroying light. (if that makes sense)

Parasites of Stagnancy are very secretive people, and don't exactly seem very useful or important unless they make a point to do otherwise. They could also be seemingly just really confusing and all over the place or just seem like they are some kind of background character while they're secretly in control of everything they may need to happen.

when interacting with others they could probably be going on and on about random things that are unimportant and have nothing to do with the situation, essentially distracting others from what they're doing when no ones watching.

they'd know everyone's secrets because no one really thinks they can do any damage by knowing. they prolly give horrible advise on purpose lmfaoo.

they'll either make or break their session all while no ones looking. They will likely start their game by being everyone's friend, or just knowing everyone, but probably not liking any of them. Eventually once they get into their land, they'll start distancing themselves and focusing on moving up their echeladder and godteiring before the rest of their team. from then, they'll stick around people, listening in on their private conversations, and learning things they weren't supposed to. they'll uses what they learn to give people a *push* into the right direction. they might push a little too hard, which would be their downfall.

Their strife specibus will likely consist of small things that they could hide on themselves. things that rely on luck or are easy if you know how they work. probably things like Vriska's dice, daggers, or maybe a wand. Their powers might consist of ruining luck for others, blinding others, or controlling light in general, going invisible, making objects (like how Roxy made the matriorb), and disorienting/confusing someone.

neil banging out the tunes homestuck style

Hey, do you feel uncomfortable/dislike problematic pairings in media?

But you'd never harass/thread someone over it?

And you never seek spaces of ppl who enjoy it and start arguing with everyone?

And you never search for fanworks to fix/re post to mock it?

...Then you aren't an anti! You're a proshipper!

Antis believe that people should be harassed over fan works or pairings. Even if you dislike those things, if you don’t actively hate on people who enjoy or create them, then you aren’t an anti. Proshippers don’t need to like, engage with, or create dark media. They just respect people who do, regardless of their personal taste.

Homestuck meme using a Hussie post,,, wow

ONCE AGAIN THANK YOOOUU!!! :D fgsgnklsrgnl;ga

if you every want me to stop @ing you in these lemme know ^^ (Ill still give credit,ill just stop @ing you :3)

i had to do my own combined classpect cause I just rlly wanted to but I'm planning on doing them in order now that I got the one done

ANOTHER COMBINED CLASSPECT ANALISIS!!!!!!

Annihilator of Growth

(prince + bard & breath + life) (classpects by @superxstarzz!)

(yooo my brother would be a bard of life)

A bard destroys their aspect or through their aspect for others.

A prince destroys their aspect or through their aspect for themselves,

the breath aspect is all about independence (in a different way then blood, which is more about groups of ppl than a singular person).

Life is about quite literally life and health, lmao.

Okay, so they are 100% a destruction class, which could make this a little easier for me. They'd probably be very helpful in a fight X3

They either they destroy life through breath, or destroy breath through life.

they'd be very difficult to keep track of, but can be very helpful if you can get them to work with others. They might have a bit of an ego (and self deprecating at the same time), and they would likely have a set moral compass, that might be a bit concerning seeing they destroy life and breath. They might think what they're doing is super helpful and good just because it's them who did it, but internally they will prolly be overly aware when they fuck up. They would prolly be an anarchist of some kind, or at least hate the rich; If they're a troll they might not like others higher on the hemospectrum.

before their team's session starts, the Annihilator of Growth will likely be someone most people agree sucks as a person. They will try to impose their ideas of good and bad onto others, which could be annoying when no one asks. During their session they would distance themselves, and be difficult to pinpoint exactly where they are or what they're doing. Annihilators are prolly a lot more likely to screw over their session than any one else.

they might not intend to destroy life or breath, but the destruction definitely is caused by them, which they are very aware of.

They might literally get rid of someone's ability to breath away, which obviously would kill them, or they could destroy someone's agency and freedom by destroying their life, making them sick or at least very weak, which makes it so others have to pick up the ill one's slack.

They're powers would consist of controlling wind, causing illnesses, floating, and maybe some kind of weird overcomplicated version of mind control(?)

they're strife specibus would consist of medium, to larger weapons that require a lot of precision, like swords, clubs, hammers, axes, and other things like that.

it's sad I'll never be able to write anythig as good or as bad as homestuck :[

Guys. If my family(only the ones I accept as family) were to have a sburb session, we would truly be fucked.

Dad- Mage of Mind.(maybe a seer) (he's has a psychology degree, but barely uses it. He overall is really good at knowing and understanding how people think but litterally never does anything about it)

Mom- Sylph of life (she's litterally a scorpio, AND she lowk reminds me of araenea when she tells me all her stories, life is cause she loves plants and shes litterally a greenhouse district manager.)

Older Brother- bard of life (obsession with capitalism, has suggested eugenics without knowing what eugenics is somehow???, and is overall just a freak.)

Oldest step brother- knight of hope (not 100% sure on the hope part, could be void)

Youngest step brother- too normal. I can't even classpect him. Maybe a rage player??? Heir????

Heir of rage???

Me- prince of light

We're genuinely fucked man.,,,, I don't even think We'd make it into the game.