please understand my vision
ok more seriously
calliope's species canonically only experiences pitch attraction and are specifically drawn to those that remind them of the half they lost in predomination
hussie mentions multiple times in the book commentary that many of eridan's personality and character traits were hazy ideas that eventually became caliborn, and frequently lumps eridan in with caliborn as a sort of proto-caliborn. also eridan literally named himself cal, caligulasAquarium. he also shares riflekind with caliborn and wandkind with calliope
adult cherubs have wings in the shape of the hope symbol, and mating forms that resemble massive serpents, and eridan is the prince (destroyer) of hope, as well as an angel killer (with angels being massive winged serpents in homestuck)
eridan is associated broadly with the number 11 (aquarius being the 11th number in the zodiac) and specifically 311; calliope sometimes types things 11 times for emphasis and ophiuchus would make her the 13th zodiac sign
eridan at one point rants about his kismesistude with vriska being the "kind you don't see in 10,000 sweeps" that will feature "rainbow rivers flowing through star streams all nebulizing and shit" which is basically what cherub mating is like
their . their personalities . they
accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??
i check tumblr on my phone like i read the newspaper and i am devastated
Hey, guys?
STOP MAIN TAGGING YOUR HOMESTUCK CRITICISM AND HATE!!! I go in tags like homestuck and beyond canon to see things I like and if you don't tag your homestuck criticism or hate I literally can't block your post. I just have to pray that no asshole stumbled into the homestuck tag that day to talk their shit about problematices and stupid fandom wank.
Tag your homestuck criticism as "#homestuck criticism" or "#homestuck hate" or any combo of series (hsbc, homestuck epilogues, hiveswap, friendsim, pesterquest, sbahj) or characters and the words criticism or hate. I'm gonna have to start blocking people and reporting posts for tag spam.
Reblog if you will also block people who tag evade. I will be tagging all mentions of tumblr posting meta as #tagging meta.
I cannot understand people who act like Vriska did nothing wrong because of course she did stuff wrong! She is girlfailure who thinks she is a girlboss and tries to manipulate everyone into giving her the spotlight so she can prove herself. Her being full of herself and doing bad shit that IS wrong is what made her enjoyable!
On that note I can't wait to get the Vriska plushie so I can slam her through a 8asket8all hoop.
(Obligatory SBAHJ edit)
Dude.
I'm trying to be nice to people who have different experiences than what ive been through. Chill the fuck out and stop @ ing me please.
I wasn't debunking anything. I was just saying june wasn't groomed. I honestly only give a shit about homestuck.
xx-cringe-factory-xx
really just said "anon im so sorry for your experience" and then dedicated the rest of the reblog to "debunking" pretty much the entirety of anon's rant because they said "try"
most wholesome and open minded person on tumblr, everyone
@xx-cringe-factory-xx
He/They + Cat pronouns:3 prince of stagnancy (prince of void + prince of light) Entp-A 7w8
296 posts