Begging Some Proshippers To Understand That Just Because They're A Stupid Anti, It Doesn't Excuse You

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(prolly) extremely inaccurate classpect analysis (but its of combined classpects)

Parasite of stagnancy

(combined classpect by @superxstarzz)

cool :3 so keep in mind i have no idea what I'm actually doing

A thief of void is someone who steals void or steals through void for themselves while a prince of light is someone who destroys or destroys through light for themselves.

So I think it would make sense for a parasite of stagnancy to destroys through light by stealing void or steals through void by destroying light. (if that makes sense)

Parasites of Stagnancy are very secretive people, and don't exactly seem very useful or important unless they make a point to do otherwise. They could also be seemingly just really confusing and all over the place or just seem like they are some kind of background character while they're secretly in control of everything they may need to happen.

when interacting with others they could probably be going on and on about random things that are unimportant and have nothing to do with the situation, essentially distracting others from what they're doing when no ones watching.

they'd know everyone's secrets because no one really thinks they can do any damage by knowing. they prolly give horrible advise on purpose lmfaoo.

they'll either make or break their session all while no ones looking. They will likely start their game by being everyone's friend, or just knowing everyone, but probably not liking any of them. Eventually once they get into their land, they'll start distancing themselves and focusing on moving up their echeladder and godteiring before the rest of their team. from then, they'll stick around people, listening in on their private conversations, and learning things they weren't supposed to. they'll uses what they learn to give people a *push* into the right direction. they might push a little too hard, which would be their downfall.

Their strife specibus will likely consist of small things that they could hide on themselves. things that rely on luck or are easy if you know how they work. probably things like Vriska's dice, daggers, or maybe a wand. Their powers might consist of ruining luck for others, blinding others, or controlling light in general, going invisible, making objects (like how Roxy made the matriorb), and disorienting/confusing someone.

My fantroll with the #Canon princes of Homestuck.

Dw I had a 30 minute break time, (that technically I was supposed to be reading smth but I usually do it after school) and rn I'm about to head to lunch so my studies are perfectly okay atm thank you for worrying though ^^

Whether June was or was not made as a joke doesn't matter (to me at least) because she's been canonized in hs:bc.

Also it turns out the person who made the brochure updated it and changed the website from Dropbox to scribd so I had to look for it. </3

Here's the link:

Scribd

Classpect Brochure Draft 13

This document discusses a personality system based on the webcomic Homestuck that divides people into 16 classes and 12 aspects. The classes

As for adblockers,,, I dunno. I'm using my phone for most of my posting and my phone will kill me if I download a lot of things. I have way too many things I can't delete to get a VPN or adblocker,,, sigh.

I hate @/davekat-sucks. Like, they're all open to their oppinions and good for them or whatever when it comes to that.

But they're trying to put social rules and laws on a fictional world that go off of completely different rules.

When it comes to the incest jokes and pedophile stuff, I can see why they're upset. I usually don't mind that kinda stuff but the creators of hs:bc kinda shoved it in there in a weird way and it felt icky.

But like every post feels like a weird circle jerk between them and the anons in their ask box.

They say "roxy is a pedophile, because Caliope is emotionally stunted." And everyone in their asks acts like was they say is scripture. (I am slightly overexagerating but you get my point)

Caliope and Roxy aren't even dating. They don't even have feeling for eachother. Calliope quite litterally can't, and in Homestuck Roxy learned about that and was okay with it. Calliope isn't even a child btw. Her cheeks aren't filled in because Caliborn never died. That doesn't mean she's a child emotionally or whatever. She grew up just like Roxy and the others did. The ring making it so she doesn't age does make sense but I don't think it can really be used to say Roxy is a pedophile, seeing they don't like eachother like that.

June did say that she emotionally cheated on him, but he was locked in his house for God knows how long without talking to either of them. He doesn't know shit about what's going on between them.

As for June being a pedophile,,,, I can't defend that one. I dunno why the authors made that decision,,,, bleh.

I don't even understand why davekat-sucks even cares that much anyways, since they've made posts about ships that are incestuous or pedophilic several times!!!

I attempted to explain june being trans in one post cause I saw one of their anons asking.

They reblogged and claimed that both Vriska and Dadbert groomed June into being certain genders???

That is actual transphobic rhetoric. You can't groom a person into being a certain gender. That's not how that even works???

June's dad was being supportive of his kid!!! How would he even know his kid was trans if his kid wasn't even aware herself???? Like it happens all the time. My dad never hesitated to supporting me being feminine, and when I came out, he was in full support of me being more masculine!!!

And vriska, while yes, does have a habit of pushing people to do things before their ready, she can't force a guy into being transgender. No one can!! As a light player, she tends to understand or realize things about people before even they know it themselves. That doesn't mean what she sees in people is just what she wants out of them, it just means she's impatient and tries to get it out of them as soon as possible. And btw. Vriska didn't even say anything about her being a girl?? She put a bunch of Os in John. (I didn't know when I originally reblogged their post, so I did just look it up rq)

Had to look it up to find someone more competent in explaining june being trans, so if you're interested here ya go. It doesnt go into the canonicity of her being trans or the in-story evidence unfortunately i think its still interesting to see where it comes from.

Ps. I got really pissed having to read through their stuff so to get myself to feel better I did classpect them. Keep in mind, I am absolutely biased against them, and I am only going off of their posts. I think they're a Bard of Mind. ••)b if you're looking for information on a bard of mind I recommend looking at Dahni's take and a collection of classpect's take on It.

Draw over of a tiktok i saw and had instantly thought of these guys. babies first homestuck art after finally starting to read it

i was wanting to try dipping my toes into classpect analysis, plus doing some for combos cuz they're rlly fun but the combos feel kinda like ur . Thing ig ?? so i wanted to check to see if u minded first ahjxkz ^_^; ik u dont have a monopoly on them or ne thing but it still feels polite

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ALSO make sure to credit the og combined classpects creator @superxstarzz

combind classes!!

-----------------The parasite----------------

(og combined class by @superxstarzz)

--The parasite destroys an aspect through stealing an aspect-- --The parasite steals an aspect through destroying an aspect--

Parasites thrive when in contact with their aspect, which may make it so they're completely out of their element when they aren't

They will 100% have the biggest ego, and a good chunk of the time, they're right for having it, cause they are great at what they do. (They might not be as confident in private, though) The issue is that sometimes, they get a bit ahead of themselves and might end up convincing themselves that they can do no wrong, causing a bit of a god or superiority complex.

There might be some people who lookup to them for their confidence, but they may see most people as below them and struggle to understand why someone may not like them very much.

they'll probably god tier way before anyone else on their team.

weapons usually consist of smaller to medium sized things that they can carry a lot of and hide all over.