This Is Me With Luo Binghe. I Understand He Has A Complex Character. I Also Will Throat Punch Him For

Hi! This is canon now. MXTX can fight me personally on it if she disagrees. That’s all!

MoShenShang Brainrot Memes:

shen qingqiu, clutching his side: qinghua. shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qingqiu: you know all those times you mentioned binghe carrying his wives “bridal style”? shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qinqiu: did you ever specify how demon bridal style actually works?? shang qinghua: … um. shen qingqiu: BECAUSE I ASKED MOBEI-JUN TO PICK ME UP THAT WAY AND HE JUST THREW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF RICE.

meanwhile shang qinghua is panicking remembering all the times mobei jun has carried him like that

i love the fact that shang qinghua, who has always considered himself the height of mediocrity, scored the two pickiest people in the world: Mobei Jun, who will simply freeze people into ice cubes and leave them to die if he doesn't vibe with them, and Shen yuan, who was born being a hater, died being a hater, woke up, and continued being a hater.

Shen Qingqiu literally used to have lists of cup ramen brands he refused to eat bc the texture of their noodles was off, and Mobei Jun has killed people for disliking the sound of their feet when they walked.

but they both looked at this hamster once and were like “fucking marriage material lets go”

THEY’RE MARRIED.

he’s stupid.

that scene where lxc is like "wangji why are you still here?" and lwj goes "xiongzhang is here, naturally i am also here" and lxc is like "why don't you go talk to your friend wei-gongzi? :)" makes me believe that in a modern AU lxc would want to go with his friends to the movies but shufu would tell him to take lwj with him, so it's now teenage 3zun trying to have a have a nice hang out while being followed by the most miserable 10 year old you've ever seen

Reverse transmigration AU Mobei-jun searching up “cucumber” to figure out what it means when Shang Qinghua calls Shen Yuan that and ending up in a rabbithole of “cat scared of cucumber” videos. since shen yuan is so catlike, SQH and MBJ start testing it at him

Mobei-jun, lobbing a cucumber at the back of shen yuan’s head and watching him shriek and drop his chopsticks: it works Shang Qinghua: hmm…. i think we need more data

why is Wei wuxian a vocaloid

Zatsune Miku

@artsarasp attacking u back with cumplane being silly lil guys

Shen Yuan had Hastune Miku gender envy as a teenager and hasn’t realized that it’s not a universal experience

Shen Qingqiu doesn’t get many hugs. His spouses are not going to let that slide.