Poppy: Branch, you need to hide your brothers.
Branch: Why?
Poppy: Well I was talking to Hype and the others and I accidentally mentioned what happened on Rhonda and well…
Kismet: JOHN DORY, BRUCE, CLAY GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE. WE HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS!
Branch: Oh my brothers are going to be dead.
AHHHHHHHH THIS IS ADORABLE
We are close to the end boys
Give him his brother back.
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Kismet stuff that are canon in the "We Are In Sync AU" sjsjsjsk
Ablaze works out for the sole purpose of keeping his family safe
When he was 16, he had a mental breakdown when he broke his leg and couldn't workout anymore, Trickee was there with him when it happened
Safe to say, Ablaze is okay now
Branch almost, ALMOST, developed a ED when he was younger, he was trying to ration his food while also remembering the times JD got after Bruce for eating too much(JD YOU FCKED UP A GOOD KID)
Ablaze took up cooking because of that, took a while but he finally got Branch to eat more
Hype is the middle child, no questions djsnsjwh
He's the second emotional one in the group, the first being Boom(remember this)
Boom and Branch are 'twins' despite having a one year age gap
The two hang out with Barb, resulting them into experiencing with rock music
Ablaze finds his dad.....not really more of like a headstone djsnsnsjs
Trickee takes after his mom, he's taken some of her characteristics
Ablaze was a bit feral when he was younger, but became a bit more tamer when he met Trickee
Gonna make more later, so I guess this is part 1??
Branch has almost perfectly trained senses from living and surviving on his own in the wilderness; he's got a very sensitive nose and he can easily hear the smallest movements even if they're fairly far away, etc.
Poppy makes sure to at least make a little noise when approaching Branch, as to not catch him off guard, since he had a tendency to get lost in thought when he feels he's in a safe and secure space, and can lower his defences. Kismet does the same (they're found family to me idc)
In the beginning, the bros found it kind of annoying/confusing how Poppy would start getting louder and yell out Branch's name every time they were getting close to him, probably shrugging it off to her just being a very hyper and overexcited girlfriend. It wasn't until they got to experience first-hand how Branch reacted when they suddenly just touched him while deep in thought, and let's just say, after having their arm pinned behind their back and a sharpened stick held to their throat a few too many times, they learned to give a heads-up.
Branch needs glasses. He stopped wearing them after Rosiepuff got eaten to fully avoid any connection with Brozone and his boyband persona. He's not completely blind and can still get around, but he relies mostly on his other senses (which also got way more sharp because of that), and has to get up close to see things in detail.
A HC I think I shared before: Branch is freakishly strong, but doesn't look it at first glance - He's very much humbled the bros (especially JD and Bruce) with this fact, when they try to wrestle him into a headlock to give him a nookie or a Wet Willy (JD and Bruce) and he just won't budge (Kismet knows to not even try) or when they want to help him carry something and they almost collapse under they weight when he hands it to them.
Besides being his vehicle, Rhonda is also JD's (unofficial) therapy animal.
Clay can't swim. He never learned since he spent his entire life in either the trolltree or the abandon golfcourse. When Bruce learns this, he takes it upon himself to try and teach him, but to their shared frustration, they both (Clay and Bruce) discover that Clay is apparently deadly afraid of open waters.
Bruce also didn't know how to swim when he first left the trolltree. He got washed up on vacay Island, having been staying afloat by holding onto a branch. The vacationers taught him how to swim.
JD can cook circles around most trolls. He did most of the cooking back in the trolltree 'cuz Rosiepuff was a horrible cook (referencing her apparently rancid-tasting fluffleberry cake), he also taught (Sp)Bruce how to cook, but never got around to teach the others 'cuz they split up. Bruce later incorporated some of JD's recipes into the menu at the restaurant.
Branch's tastebuds are pretty hardened (some might say almost nonexistent), and trolls tend to assume it's from his survival years, where he'd just eat whatever as long as it was edible, didn't matter what it tasted like. In reality, it's mostly from solely eating Rosiepuff's cooking for like maybe a year or two after the band split up (yeah that's all it took to mess them tastebuds up for years after). Ofc in the beginning, he had to force himself to even put the food in his mouth, but he did it 'cuz he wanted to make his grandma happy.
Kismet was formed shortly after the bros left. It was Rosiepuff who encouraged Branch to socialize with other trollings around his age, since he became very closed off after the split (tho' I think he'd been a pretty shy and quiet kid to begin with (with the exception of when he performed as Bitty B))
Branch used to get bullied (more) for his greyness as a kid. Kismet would chase them off.
Although Branch is not as forgiving either, Kismet 100% holds a grudge for the bros leaving Branch - the Snackpack too, when they also learn what happened.
The bros are absolutely bewildered by the fact that Branch is dating the Queen, and that he'd probably one day be King. Branch himself gets very anxious when they mention this; just the thought of that much responsibility and being in the spotlight like that has him sweating.
Bruce's favorite way of annoying Branch is to tease him about his and Poppy's relationship, asking him when he can expect the wedding invitations and some nieces or nephews. In reality, it's probably Poppy that proposes in the future, with a long, romantic and heartfelt speech ofc (and yes, he cries).
That's all I got for now
40yr old x 19yr old trend aha, where they meet their younger partner. Kept seeing them everywhere on twitter its so cute! 😅
Trolls Crack
Ablaze to other trolls: we have come to the conclusion that the only trickee has not died yet from all the stupid shit is because the Reaper/death has to face off a pissed off branch and no one wants to face a piss off branch
Branch to kismet,brozone, and snack pack: I have been to hell and back. While I was there Satan started to cry because he was not ready to give up the throne.
Branch to brozone and kismet: I wanna kill someone
Brozone worried JD: I don't think that's a good plan there bud
Bruce: yeah what if you get caught not going to bail you out
Kismet already doing a check list
Hype: I got us alibis
Boom: I've got the clean supplies and gloves
Trickee: i know where to hide a body
Ablaze: I got the tools
Kismet: now who are we hitting
Branch with tiers in his eyes: this is why I love you guys. Let's go
Brozone: wft
painful memories
This is my absolute favorite thing I’ve ever made XD
Edit: This got placed 1st in my art class…
Edit 2: In 10 years I’m probably gonna pull this out of a box in my own house and stare at it.
I’ll remember the reason I made it and the person it is meant for and I’ll cry.
I’ll cry because that person meant so much to me and saved my life so many times and this was the one thing I could do to show them that I was apart of the family they created.
Then I’ll hang it up somewhere to look at it and always remember what that person did for me.
Thank you Brian
Gotta Fire Up [x]
“You gotta fire up, you gotta let go.”
A mix for that dumb Heist AU
01. Bright Lights - Gary Clark Jr. // 02. I’m So Sorry - Imagine Dragons // 03. In The City - Kevin Rudolph // 04. This Ain’t An Arms Race, It’s Vegas - Fall Out Boy vs. Panic! At The Disco // 05. Mercenary - Panic! At The Disco // 06. Long Way Down - Robert DeLong // 07. Money - Mystery Skulls // 08. Wake Up - AWOLNATION // 09. Begging - Madcon // 10. See You Again - Wiz Khalifa (ft. Charlie Puth) // 11. Battle Cry - Angel Haze (ft. Sia)
I wonder if they had an adorable confession
I don’t know what I’m doing anymore. Enjoy the stuff I do upload lol 21 years oldShe/TheyLesbian
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