Guys, Joel Should Be A Comet Shaped Like A Car—

more lifesteal textposts!

@dynamic-k a leak of the requested fic👀

some memes for you writers who should really be writing instead of looking at this

I would love some extra love, it’s always needed<3

thanks for the tag @hellohallowedhalo i am taking. your dog <3

no pressure tagging @bumblewyn @bitchboy and whoever else wants to do this!

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals, followers and all the wonderful people on here!!!

:D

Hm…

1) Nature & pretty things

2) Chatting with my friends

3) having motivation

4) CATS<3

5) proving people wrong

:)

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

@dynamic-k I totally called this like…a while ago

GUYS I-

I just woke up and i saw this-

IV BEEN FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE !!! IM CRYING -

haha

*yelling at somebody*

Hey! Don’t question my friendly demon! He helps me with many things!

*takes a small breath before turning around to face the 15ft eldritch abomination*

Now what’s this new fanfic idea?