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Happy Vermintide 2 day!

I originally just wanted to draw Sienna looking badass with a cigar, but now I have ideas for the others, so might turn this into a portrait series…

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

I'm still losing my mind over these you captured what I wrote so perfectly 😭😭😭

I downloaded a new Procreate brushset by Stephanie Pepper (go check out her Patreon, she does amazing work) and to test it out I drew some fanart based on some lovely recent Kruber/Kerillian fics on AO3 (don’t worry, they’re not sad like the last one might imply–they are ADORABLE and perfect)

Read them here!!! https://archiveofourown.org/works/29530212/chapters/72558933

I doodled some Vermintide valentine fanart. ENJOY 8D

.Just to let you know; I’m a filthy Zealot main now.

Allright, I kinda have a “Vermintide” period of life xD Idk. But Markus… Holy Sigmar, Markus… So here are some sketches

vermintide sketchdump

the world is ending, though few believe it

Ubersreik Five Ranked By Alcohol Tolerance:

1) Bardin: Has had a nonzero BAC for over a century

2) Sienna: Can actually drink most people under the table. ("The alcohol burns off, darlings!")

3) Kruber: Average tolerance, but has had a lot of practice.

4) Kerillian: Complete lightweight, gets competitive with the 'mayflies', which makes it worse.

5) Saltzpyre: Blacks out after 2 glasses of wine.

This is canon and i will not be hearing objections at this time

OP this is truly a gift. You made my day

(Also you write/draw a perfect saltzpyre LOL)

A late Vermintine Valentine. Vermintine! Valentide! I don’t know!

A few facts:

Yes, that arrow went through the plate gauntlet. Don’t mess with Kerillian.

I don’t know who would make chocolate, but I assume someone did. Lizardmen? Pirates? Emo elves?

Bretonnia makes the best wine, or so they say. I believe Karl Franz would not stand idly by and let the Reikland’s vineyards fall behind.

I am unclear on whether sisters of Shallya are like nuns or not re:sinful desire.

The word concupiscence is amazing but I’m pretty sure I used it wrong. I mean Saltzpyre used it wrong.

Is it 2524? Is it 2523 still? Is it somehow 2525? I’m not up on my Vermintide End Times timekeeping.

I could not be arsed to properly map the keep, so let’s say they’ve been remodeling.

Why did I do this? I do not know. But now it is done, and this cursed comic is out there, to curse in turn all those who gaze upon it.

Grumpy old man

“Well-run libraries are filled with people because what a good library offers cannot be easily found elsewhere: an indoor public space in which you do not have to buy anything in order to stay. In the modern state there are very few sites where this is possible. The only others that come readily to my mind require belief in an omnipotent creator as a condition for membership. It would seem the most obvious thing in the world to say that the reason why the market is not an efficient solution to libraries is because the market has no use for a library. But it seems we need, right now, to keep re-stating the obvious. There aren’t many institutions left that fit so precisely Keynes’ definition of things that no one else but the state is willing to take on. Nor can the experience of library life be recreated online. It’s not just a matter of free books. A library is a different kind of social reality (of the three dimensional kind), which by its very existence teaches a system of values beyond the fiscal.”

— Zadie Smith (via wellconstructedsentences)

OSHA is asleep post load-bearing tree

if ur lgb reblog with your One Straight Ship that u will stan without a doubt. mines mulder and scully from the x files

Went to pride the other week and ran into justin in the line for some shaved ice

I was so caught up in good omens i completely forgot that i was once dunked (naked) in a stone bathtub full of holy water by french nuns-- meaning I am certifiably not a demon. This blog is proven to be 100% demon-free

When you're being executed and they bring out the bathtub full of holy water

“Mother of Pearl.” Planthopper Phenax variegata. (x).

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When you're being executed and they bring out the bathtub full of holy water

i’m smart-passing

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