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just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

[The race countdown music from MarioKart plays.]

A friend traveled here

Guys remember when my partner was convicted with 56 counts of criminal mischief

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

character who is exactly My Type™️ of fave: exists

me:

2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule

I love the skaven so much because Games Workshop just throws all setting technology rules out the window. If the Skaven get enough warpstone, fuck it they make giant electric hamster wheels. They build a god damn portal in Vermintide. They make a rocket ship in Total War.

Like the world is stuck in the late Renaissance with some firearms and maybe some steam powered technology and there are the rat men throwing together laser cannons out of wood and glowing green rocks.

"pepperoni roll" this checks out, they have em in the airport between the 2 total gates

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“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

Someone told me about their friend admitting they had a clown fetish and i got... really fixated on what that might entail

When you ask your dog what they have in their mouth

“Is the coast really wounded? How did that happen? Can’t it be healed? I bet people would come here more often if they called it the ‘Happy Coast’.”

Of all the characters I’ve portrayed, I think Merrill is the least like me personality wise, LOL. Thank you @tartecosplay for letting me borrow this costume, since i gave my merrill stuff away years ago.

Editing by me, assisted by @tartecosplay , @comavex @cleardye and @neptunes-booty

Taken in Arikok National Park, Aruba

Follow me on IG @ mothmana :^)

boss baby

THIS PICTURE JUST MADE MY LIFE.

Only true convention veterans will remember

Yaoi paddles

Praying your parents don’t see anything weird when they’re dropping you off

Yelling “buttscratcher” and at least 10 people yelling back.

Org XIII cosplayers as far as the eye can see

“The Game”

Free Hugs

Glomps

The banning of Glomps

The paranoia of cosplaying Sauske, Naruto, Sora, or Riku because you know someone has a Yaoi paddle and they’re watching your ass like Wile E. Coyote watches the Roadrunner

Homestuck invasion

Not being able to cosplay or enjoy One Piece without some asshole screaming the 4Kids theme at you

Cat ears

Seriously how did Yaoi Paddles stick around for so long? You would never get away with that today. You’d probably go to jail for that behavior

Lizard time

me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that i’ve never seen

I’ve been slaughtering those repulsive Skaven in Vermintide 2. Yes, I’m a dirty Hanzo main. 1v1 ME FORTNITE LET’S GO

Cool game, btw.

wow. i can't believe john overwatch is gay

Japan’s vast assortment of mascots all share a similar problem.

Via @GorillaGorillax

The X-Files, jose chung’s ‘from outer space’ (3x20) / instagram.

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?