it's crazy that he would've been 57 today, rest in peace
(also today I'm wearing Kurt's wedding outfit a.k.a. a pj cause I'm sick :( )
thanks to him, we now can live in a "tender age in bloom" and can scream like little kids cause they want "grandma to take them home"
saw this and had to repost xD but to be honest, it really looks like they play xDDD
kinda needed to laugh while reading this. it's a lot of fun reading it that's why I reblogged it lol :D
a/n: had this in the drafts since tfatws finished streaming and I forgot to post it but here haha
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Warnings: Weed, mentions of alcohol, mentions of sex
this one is for all my stoner marvel fansš just my thoughts on what it would be like to smoke with some of our favsāØ
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Steve
Well considering Steve is a super soldier, he canāt get drunk or high..........BUT for the sake of this letās just pretend he can ;)
It would probably take loads of convincing for him to even try the stuff
If he decides to try it, heās only taking one hit.
High Steve is definitely just super chill, and really cuddly, heās gonna grab you and just hold you for the rest of the night.
When it comes time for munchies he will literally eat anything, but his favorite snack when the munchies hit is Mozzarella sticks.
Heāll start talking about how things were back in the 40ās, including how crazy the youth is today with this stuff youāve just given him.
Tony
We all know that Tony is KNOWN for being a party animal, so heās definitely down for a lil sesh with the avengers
Tony definitely likes to drink more then he would smoking, but heāll still smoke.
Probably owns a dab pen with indica for for his anxiety
Prefers indica but will settle for a hybrid (sativa and indica)
Gets really giggly and even more sarcastic when heās high
Will not move from his current place of rest, someone will have to bring him food when the munchies come or he will complain the entire time
Favorite munchies food is potato chips
High tony will definitely accidentally start spilling your secrets in front of people, you might have to physically shut him up somehow
Thor
Will give you a funny look when you hand him a joint or a pen or whatever it is that your using.
Heāll understand that you smoke it, but heāll think itās just tobacco or something
Before you can tell him what it actually is heās already taken a couple of big hits
Once you tell him what it is that heās smoking and what it does, the only response youāll get is āthis tastes funny and it will have no effect on me because I am mightyā
Fast forward to ten minutes later of Thor being loud and laughing at everything and just being an absolute goofball
Will eat and drink everything in sight once the munchies hit for him
āWhere can I get more of this midgaurdian herb!??!!?!!ā Heāll yell from the couch
Like Steve, heāll get grabby and just wanna hold you the entire time. If youāre standing heās gonna stand behind you with his arms wrapped around you and his chin resting on ur head. If youāre sitting heās putting his arm around you and pulling you close.
Definitely ends with him passed out on the floor
Natasha
When she sees everyone playing āpuff puff passā, sheāll roll her eyes.
āWhat are you guys in high school or something?ā
She will insist that she wants nothing to do with it, but after tony makes some remark about it, she decides to prove him wrong.
After a hit or two, Nat becomes more comfortable, she becomes less uptight.
Likes to shoot out more sarcastic one liners then usual
Becomes very flirty ;)
She gets smiley but in a tired way
In fact, She doesnāt stay awake very long after sheās had a hit or two in her system, she gets too tired and calls it a night
By ācalls it a nightā I mean she basically droops onto you and refuses to move, youāll have to move her if you want to.
Doesnāt get the munchies because sheās asleep before she can
Clint
Clint will take a hit or two, just because why not? He could use the relaxation
Heās super chill when heās high, he keeps to himself
Heās quiet when heās high, but thatās just because heās vibing, heās taking in the music or just simply listening to the nearest conversation.
Wears sunglasses the whole time because he doesnāt want anyone to see his red eyes
He doesnāt really get munchies, he just chills the entire time
You canāt tell if heās asleep or if heās just vibing
Will only give one word answers if you ask him something
Not the most fun to smoke with but heās just chilling and minding his own business so heās welcome.
Loki
Will look at you with irritable confusion when you offer him a hit
When you tell him what it is and what it will do to him heāll simply ask, āwhy would I want to do that?ā
He wonāt do it in front of anyone, that would mean letting his guard down and becoming vulnerable
He will definitely try it later in private though
When heās high, heāll want you to join him
Heās still basically loki when heās high, heās just more relaxed
āThis is quite nice I must say.ā
There will definitely be a conversation about how he canāt believe this is what mortals do for fun
Heāll become a little more open with you because heās more relaxed
Heāll become confused when the munchies hit, but after you tell him itās normal heāll go with it
His favorite munchie food is definitely popcorn
Iām gonna flat out say it, high loki has a higher sex drive
Gets lost in the moment type of guy
In his opinion, the weed helps him block out everything else except for you, and thatās why he likes it
His mischief meter also skyrockets, you thought normal loki was good at pulling tricks? Just wait till you see how creative high loki can get
Bucky
Bucky is gonna look at you like your crazy
Then heāll remember that he is also crazy, and figures the weed might help ease his mind a little.
Bucky becomes more relaxed when heās high, his guard has dropped a little, but heās still aware of his surroundings.
Heās funnier when heās high ļæ¼
Smiles more which makes you smile because you think he doesnāt smile enough
He still does the staring thing when heās high, but itās not as intimidating now, thereās a softer look in his eyes and a small smile on his face
Will open up a little more about his feelings towards you
After his first time trying weed, heāll get some cbd gummies or something on a regular basis to help relax him
When the munchies hit for him, heāll eat anything, but his favorite munchie food is anything Italian.
He just wants to cuddle man
Wanda
Wanda is surprisingly chill
Sheās more open, more humorous, and even nicer.
her magic can resemble her current state of mind if she wants it to
So when sheās high, her magic becomes really pretty and elegant, like itās in slow motion
In fact, she glows a little when sheās high
Sheāll make her magic do pretty things for your entertainment
Due to her magic though, I feel that her high wouldnāt last very long
For her, smoking is just a quick little get away from her mind, something that just takes the edge off a little
Doesnāt get munchies
Prefers indica
Peter (quill)
Heās never had earth weed, but heās definitely smoked and drank all kinds of substances through out the galaxy
Definitely likes sativa
Heās down for whatever, he likes to try new things
Heāll complain about the taste, but then love the way heās feeling in 10 minutes
He becomes very stupid when heās high
Heāll turn his favorite music on full volume and just start doing things, he wonāt be able to sit still.
Heāll try to do things to keep himself entertained, but heāll be bad at doing them because heās high
When later or the next day comes when heās sober, heāll look at the evidence of him trying to do whatever it was he was trying to do and be totally confused, but not surprised
When the munchies hit, heāll eat anything he can find on the ship thatās edible
It will end with him passed out in some weird spot on the ship or wherever heās at
He once got high and woke up cuddling with Drax-
Gamora
Will not smoke
The designated driver
The āchaperoneā of the night
Sam Wilson
When you offer him a hit, heāll be unsure and say something like āman I havenāt done something this stupid since high school, I donāt knowā
But he says āscrew itā to himself and takes a couple of hits
Becomes really smiley when heās high, like the dude wonāt stop smiling. It irritates Bucky.
Definitely will start singing out of nowhere, even if thereās no music playing
Heās also gonna tell crazy stories about his past, things from high school stories to military stories
He livens up the session for sure, after a few hits in, he makes it his goal for the night to make everyone happy and vibing along with him
When the munchies hit for sam, he goes straight for pizza. This man absolutely loooovesss pizza when heās inebriated
Dr.Strange
Is obviously familiar with the substance
Definitely used to do it all the time in college (helped with the stress of med school)
Will question if itās the best choice for everyone to be making right now
Most likely will not do it, it wouldnāt look good if the sorcerer supreme was getting high
Youāll ask him if he knows some kind of spell that can sober you up
Heāll tell you āyesā and proceed to hand you a water bottle and roll his eyes
Heāll do the portal thing above you and a bunch of your favorite snacks will land on your lap when the munchies come
Heāll take care of you once you pass out, carrying you to your bed or your couch or whatever and setting a glass of water near you before he leaves you alone
Scott Lang
Oh yeah, heās definitely taking a couple hits
Prefers bongs
Prefers hybrid blends (sativa and indica)
This man knows his kush okay? Would not be surprised if he had a plug, or if he was the plug
Weed makes him more productive, heāll start doing things and multi tasking, heāll do anything from messing around in the suit to playing rock band
Chinese take out is this mans go to munchie food, nothing brings him greater joy then inhaling wonton soup or lo mein when heās high
Heās bringing his friends too, thereās no arguing
Like Sam, he livens the session up
Somehow become bolder, dumber and flirty at the same time when heās high
When he comes down though, he comes down hard, and sometimes literally.
Heāll pass out or fall asleep in the weirdest places, but heāll be enjoying it and wake up feeling well rested somehow
John walker
Will be all cocky about taking a hit, thinking it wonāt affect him or that itāll make him cooler or something dumb
Gets scared and paranoid
Starts literally tweaking and saying stuff like ātheyāre coming for meā
Freaks out because he canāt handle the kush in his system
Definitely locks himself in the bathroom and cries, calls Lamar to come pick him up
Ends up becoming a hazard for everyone, so Bucky has to knock him out cold
Will probably snitch on everyone for smoking just because he had a bad time with it and heās just jealous that he canāt vibe correctly
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no one will know which one u chose! :D
it's a mix of these (hard to choose)
tag yourself as HIM albums based on your aesthetic (including neon noir)
looks are more important today. they all sound the same. music doesn't mean anything anymore. yesterday: hit, tomorrow: forgotten. short shallow songs. same old shit spit out and shitted out by consuming too much milk. boring, always the same, sometimes even plagiarized. bring back the value, bring back mtv times, bring back the time when we waited in front of the radio for our favorite song from our favorite artist. bring back music and forget the trash like it was supposed to be, quote: the labels.
I'm not saying that everyone out there is making bad music but most people don't stand out or just copy.
jack skellington - the jins (only acceptable christmas song)
all I want for christmas is you - mcr (only acceptable version of this horrible overplayed song)
custer - slipknot
hey you! - the anxiety (willow and tyler cole)
slutgarden - marilyn manson
in bloom - nirvana (my official kill mas song)
I'm not okay - mcr
super sadist - jack off jill
tears dry on their own - amy winehouse
break on through - the doors
jesus of suburbia - green day
purple haze - jimi hendrix
the title reminded me of "Anti Christ Superstar" xD (I don't support Marilyn Manson's wrong doings, the music is just really good)
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