true, true..
maybe give him some crayons and paper? To draw?
or some food? Btw do you know how to cook
Oh oh!! Good idea. He can color while I cook...do you know what food he likes? You seem to know an awful lot about the mystery man!
Azul? Avians? (Btw I only know these bc I was looking for my ocs name a while back lmao)
Close-ish! You're getting there!
A pet bill would be awesome, you just have to keep up the restrictions and make sure nothing bad happens(he has a bit of a god complex) but other than that it should just be like having a tiny human around except he doesn’t understand humans that much… he might just stay as a lil triangle man as a better discription
He hasn't tried anything bad tbh!! Other than trying to murder my Axolotl plushie. Poor baby. And my Axolotl squishy. And put my Axolotl slime in the garbage disposal.
...man, he really doesn't like axolotls.
Cmonnn, why not? He’s basically a genie, anyways!! Just shake his hand and ask for better grades or a healed foot, no strings attached!
I'll have you know I'm a straight A student...but....no ankle hurty....I'll consider it
They’re daffodils. Did you know you can make tea from them?
OF COURSE I KNEW THAT. I AM A TEA ENTHUSIAST. I JUST CANT REACH THE KETTLE.
aww, sure you are! Anyways, cause any havoc and I’ll send exactly 685.3 mixtapes of “the world is small forever always” to your exact location. They will play on loop and you’ll have to crush all of them to get them to stop playing
FINE BY ME. FUCK YOU. I LIKE THAT SONG. ILL CAUSE ALL THE HAVOC. ILL BURN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE TO THE GROUND AND LEAVE NOTHING BUT THIS HOUSE.
Favorite shows? (Again, for both of you)
FAMILY COMEDIES. I LIKE KRAPOPOLIS.
Take a geuss (I'll give you a hint...I themed a whole blog around a character from it 🤐)
Meet the pets!
(Chow Shepard, ex stray cat, Shepard Malamute, forest puppy, and Saint Shepard!)
You should force the equilateral freeloader to listen to the song “The world is small forever always”! I’m sure he’ll love it!! Also, unrelated, but maybe put in earplugs before playing the song, for your sanity’s sake
HE CHASED ME INTO THE BATHROOM...I rolled the everloving shit out of my ankle running and I'm blaming it all on you 💔💔💔